Me clocking in at the cozy factory with my bankie

Your Uber has arrived

I love outerwilds so forking much

You got soft shoulders, boy....

So I'm at work today, packing some veggies on our ice wall, minding my own business. Keep in mind that since the wall is still like an 80° angle you kinda gotta slam stuff into it to make it stick

This middle aged man slinks up behind me "You're so forceful, I like that~" I look over to the dude like wtf

"I used to know a girl like that..." chuckles, and walks away