At least they’re not speaking German

"How would voluntaryism address such problems?"

Gee, idk.

More döner and falafel pls

I pissed myself laughing when I saw this in my news feed, literally a bit of piss came out.

Living in the UK is like a daily endurance test, it's an exercise in the public being hilariously trolled.

You've got terrorists in your gov't. No ones coming to save you!

How the fuck you accidentally release someone from prison? Is your bureaucracy that bad?

Use AI to manage the prison

Bong'd

Starmer claims digital ID is not mandatory but:

- if you don't have it you may pay £85 each time you need to "prove" your ID

Also:

- you must have it to work

- company directors must verify digitally or risk strike off

- basic DBS checks now only available digitally

- one log in mandatory from 2027 for all govt online services

- corporations requesting digital ID or you risk losing services - mandatory by back door

- paper ID routes limited or made costly

- Tesco locking fridges & hinting at digital interface for customer use

- biometric data stored by supermarkets

- digital driving licence phased in

- veterans digital card offered - carrot approach by giving "offers" to sign up

It's mission creep. Textbook gradualism & non digital routes are being removed or made expensive. This makes it de facto mandatory & people need to be very aware it's happening - NOW. There is no Britcard coming to lock people in a digital cage. The cage is here, via all the above

The British state in a nutshell

I'm tryna avoid that ban 😁