Watching REBECCA (1997)

MLK Day didn’t feel very American when we thought of him as a wholesome and inspiring man who preached peace and respect

But now we know Martin Luther King was an anti-white rapist federal informant the annual tribute feels more at home in the United States calendar alongside pederast Harvey Milk (honored with a ship by the Navy) and George Floyd patron saint of pointing guns at pregnant women’s stomachs

If it comes out he secretly ran an international child trafficking gang they will name a whole month after him

It’s a bit hard to swallow all this “towering historical figure” stuff when the guy was so bafflingly retarded he thought judging black people by how they act instead of how they look would IMPROVE race relations

Watching MARY, QUEEN OF SCOTS (1971)

That’s president syphilis to you

I feel like maybe they don't put the same degree of effort into the pet horoscopes

He figured out taps

Watching THE BOX (2009)