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The small hat tells the world “I don’t need a brim because I never work outside in the sun. And I’m so cheap I don’t want to spend more money than I have to on fabric.

Hey Rosanne I was literally one of the only comedians that defended you when you got in trouble for calling that black lady a monkey. You even thanked me on Alex jones once. Everyone else pretended you were full of “hate.”

You guys are such little weasels. I don’t even think you small hats run much. You’re just really good at doing the humiliating shit to keep this insane system going. Most of you guys can’t even “run” your own lives. Broken marriages, irritable bowel syndrome, depression, anxiety.

Get three drinks in whoever that fuck face is who sarcastically said I’m “full of love” and he’d tell me his life story and start crying because he doesn’t feel “comfortable in his own skin.”
The left was right, when you mocked that monkey lady I think the world had had enough Roseanne at that point.

The orchard wild flower combo turned out better than I could have imagined. Such a perfect spring. The pollinators are buzzing with excitement and there are so many fruit blossoms

No iranian ever called me “nigger.”

We cut down and milled the wood that I’m making benches with for my theatre on my own land on a stage I poured the cement myself. I’m done trying to navigate the complicated and unsatisfiable requests of gay dmt midgets and imaginary Holocaust survivors. And I’m making a chess board out of a tree stump with a lighter. It’s such an obvious move

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Iran has already figured out how to defeat the iron dome. They’ve developed a giant magnet.

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#2198 The Jester & The Joke Joint - Clint's Liberty Backdown, Thomas Jefferson's Mulatto Math & Mother Nature's Calloused Indifference | @DLiveBearStream

#2198 The Jester & The Joke Joint - Clint's Liberty Backdown, Thomas Jefferson's Mulatto Math & Mother Nature's Calloused Indifference | @WDTLPodcast

#2199 Another Crack In The Wall - How Did Pink Floyd Sour & Did Yoko Bro-No Crash The Tower & What's The Future Of My Stand Up Hour + AI String Theory | @DLiveBearStream