😎 Financial advice from 92-year-old Mike

Buy your wife a ring with a fake diamond, and invest the rest in Bitcoin for 10 years. Then retire. Everyone’s happy.

The old man has lived life—he knows what he's talking about 🤝

🍆 Altseason will start on July 1st – that’s what crypto dreamers on Twitter hope.

Their argument is a chart similar to those from July 2017 and 2021, when altcoins showed impressive growth. If everything goes according to the plan of Twitter dreamers, altcoins should shoot up by 235x.

⚡️ People are saying that Trump "hit the market bottom" on April 9. He wrote then that "now is a great time to buy" — and he did it at the exact low, after which the market began to rise steadily.

On Twitter they call it perfect timing 😁

⚪️ Ethereum may rise to $10,000

Analyst Ted claims that ETH could increase in the near future.

"In 2017, the growth was 300x, and in 2021 — 50x. If ETH grows at least 6 times, the price will exceed $10,000."

🕐 In 2014, Binance founder CZ sold his apartment and bought 1500 BTC at $600. Now that crypto is worth over $160 million, while the apartment's price has remained around $1.5 million.

Back then, CZ’s mother called him "crazy" for trading real estate for "magical internet money."

⚔️ A new conflict has flared up between Trump and Musk.

Musk once again criticized Trump’s tax bill and stated that America is going bankrupt rapidly, but everyone is pretending nothing is happening.

Trump is threatening Musk with subsidy cuts, without which Musk would have to shut down his businesses and return home to South Africa.

“No more rocket launches, satellites, or electric car production — and our country would save a FORTUNE.”

Following Trump’s statements, TSLA stock dropped by 7%.

⚡️ How inflation ate up billions of Apple, Google, and Microsoft—and the profits they missed by rejecting BTC.

Since 2020, inflation has "eaten" part of the massive cash reserves of tech giants. Just keeping money in accounts caused them to lose real value:

❌Apple: -$21.4 billion
❌Google: -$14.6 billion
❌Microsoft: -$14.1 billion

What if they had bought Bitcoin in 2020 with just 1% of their reserves? Analysts calculated: instead of losses, they would have made huge profits:

✅Apple would have earned +$29 billion
✅Microsoft — +$16.5 billion
✅Google — +$13.9 billion

Conclusion: Even a tiny share (1%) invested in Bitcoin could not only have avoided losses but also generated massive profits.

⚡️ What kind of car could you buy for 1 BTC in different years?

🔴2014 ($800): A wrecked 1998 Honda Civic
🔴2017 ($20,000): A decent 2005 Honda Civic
🔴2021 ($64,000): A brand new Tesla Model 3
🔴2025 ($109,000): Porsche 911

Not a bad jump from a wreck to a Porsche in 11 years.
That’s quite the jump.

🦊 Firefox is not safe

Analysts have discovered many fake Firefox extensions that disguise themselves as popular crypto wallets.

After installation and logging into the wallet, the user ends up losing all their funds.

📍 Fact of the Day: In 2010, on the Bitcoin Express website, you could buy 1000 BTC for just $5

Today, that’s worth almost $110,000,000 😱

⚡️ Snoop Dogg and Telegram have announced a collaboration — the rapper released a track about Telegram, dedicated to the “Gifts,” and also introduced several NFT collections on TON.

They were bought in under an hour, generating $12 million profit, Durov reported. Oh, and Snoop Dogg now has his own channel in Telegram.

🤑 Bitcoin reached a market capitalization of $2.33 trillion and now ranks 6th among all global assets.

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🪙 Bitcoin at the top

Bank of America has placed Bitcoin at the top of the list of currencies showing the highest growth in 2025.