I'm definitely exactly Patrick Bateman from Little Women

i'm sorry but is it ever this serious

wtf is this timeline lmao?????

We need Elon Musk to get pregnant so George Droyd will attack him, it's our only hope.

i can't believe we're about to unironically get THIS because a girl decided to sleep with a video game reviewer in the early 2010s

what people think happens when premarital sex is legal: STDs and divorces
what actually happens: legions of women who don't want to be held accountable for anything ever ruin video games, leading people to decide fascism is a good idea

guys is this a nazi salute? i'm not sure, i think the arm is too low and he's not looking the right way, it looks a bit awkward i think he's just sending us well wishes what do you guys think

Hang on

Why is the biscuit limp

when your pregnant wife of three years says she doesn't like the platinum certified hit album three cheers for sweet revenge by leading american emo band my chemical romance so you gotta hit her with the triple talaq at the family function

If I had to choose between a woman and a PS5 I would get a PS2

sexiest thing i've ever seen straight up, mmm look at those VPUs SCREAM