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Trump's lawyer tells him how to pay off some whores making allegations. Trump follows his advice. Lawyer says, "Send him to jail for doing that!" Judge adds, "Yeah, it's totally election fraud." 🤡🌎

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1- Fifteen flies w 25lb dumbbells. This sucks but the pump feels great.
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Thank God the Didn’t Earn Its were there to ask them to stop doing that, please.
This will be great. I can't believe he remembers all those lyrics.

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Documentaries that went from Whatever to HOLY SHIT by accident. 🧵 https://x.com/xgavinmcinnes/status/1789343331769634897?s=46&t=XZ0wu7L5ph2_LTfpJI69Sg

Esoteric doc about a hipster video store uncovers a mafia scam that brings the whole movie to Sicily. This might be the best documentary I've ever seen.

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Whoa! What an “outside the box” analogy.
My grandfather bought a motorcycle as the family car and when my grandmother screamed, "How are you going to take the kids to school?" he got a sidecar. This is before catalytic converters, obviously. My mother would wear goggles and a leather helmet in the sidecar and the bottom half of her face would be black from soot when she got to school. What an absolute dick he was.

He grew up rich but blew all his money so my mother grew up with nothing. I think she was the product of one of Scotland's first divorces. Then, my grandmother would date these guys and be gone on holiday for weeks. My mother and my uncle would be cooking macaroni for themselves at the age of 12.

She married my dad because he was a violent asshole and she knew he'd protect her. He did. They've been married for 56 years. He brings her stuff because she can't walk. Happy Mother's Day, mom.
I believe the current world record is 11 minutes and 35 seconds so that’s fucking amazing.
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