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air is the most microwaved thing
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Audio streaming services' ads aren't meant to sell you anything or introduce you to new content, they just want to annoy you into paying for the ad-free version.
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Never in humanity (as we know) has anyone experienced the extreme increase in technological advances gen x and y have/will.
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Metal gets heavier as it rusts
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Truman show but Advert
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The first step to making a lot of money is to start with a lot of money.
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Y’all, killing people is bad. Regardless of what some dude tells you Sunday, Monday…. Whatever. Life good/death bad.
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A lot more people have touched other peoples Dicks vs other peoples vaginas
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Tears are the sweat of the soul
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It’s weird that we use expensive metal for low value coins and cheap paper for $100 bills
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Once you're thoroughly wet, how long you go swimming has little bearing on how long it takes you to dry off.
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You don’t really pick a favorite food. It picks you.
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Space fiction is more a fantasy fiction than science fiction
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Sports is the only occupation where you don't want a week off
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5 gum, with vigra
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Tehran will be the first to get nuked since 1945
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There's a high probability that at least once in your life, someone has wished you were dead.
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Wishing for someone to die is the wish that always comes true (eventually)
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Plumbers think Drano doesn’t work because they never visit homes where it did.
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You’re never as old as when you’re looking in a mirror.
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2024/06/16 21:12:40
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