It’s normal to wake up to go pee, but the notion of waking up from a dead sleep to take a dump is hilariously absurd.
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Helping others is truly 'help' when it's done voluntarily, not when it's done forcefully.
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Most men are boobs-men.
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Breaking a heart is considered bad, but melting a heart is somehow good.
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They made Amy Schumer the spokesperson for Tampax because she is such a c***
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At some point in it's lifespan a garbage can will just become garbage.
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No one ever finishes a bic lighter before losing it, but you hardly ever find one that works
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You've reached a level of ultimate respect when you can freely talk to people and not worry about your breath
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Most people prefer chicken eggs to sturgeon eggs, but it's the caviar that's more highly prized
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When police are driving in their cruisers they do so in an altered reality as everyone around them adjusts their habits due to their presence.
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Food has more calories when it is hot
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There’s a border line of speed where clapping goes from cheerful to sarcastic
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Nic Cage is pumpin out some Bangas in the movie scene.
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Atoms can’t touch other atoms. So when you touch somebody you aren’t actually touching them.
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Having kids is a heavy price to pay for the choice of having kids
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As uncomfortable as that thought may be, the overlap between classic toxic males and men without options in the dating world is indeed very small
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You're either one of those people that accepts the collective reality we all manifest or you're one of those responsible for that attitude being necessary in the first place.
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Most of the people don’t know what the back of there heads look like.
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The emergence of AI is showing us just how dumb and inefficient humans are.
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Anything is a stressball if you're strong enough.
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