Telegram Roadmap Rewriten

•  Privacy: Forget about it, completely evaporated. Your data? It's now handed out upon request.

•  Cloud Technology: Still getting abused with 👉 Subscribe to Premium 👈 to upload more files.

•  Speed: Claims to be lightning-fast, with a top-tier blockchain, just maybe levels below that, in reality.

•  Popularity: Despite the supposed hype, many countries are still waiting for actual servers.

•  Open for Development: Allegedly open, but it feels a bit questionable; let's just say it's "okay" for now.

•  No Ads: Oh, absolutely not! That’s completely inaccurate.

•  Security from Hacker Attacks: That pesky bug where hackers can change your number still exists. If you haven't changed your number in a while and your session gets hijacked, a hacker without 2FA can just waltz right in and steal your account.

•  Power: Unlimited, they say? Well, technically yes, but there's that less than 1-million-message limit in chats, after which your old messages are simply deleted archived, which is of no real use to anybody.

•  Freedom of Speech: Yep, just like they claim! Except when a users have their account restricted for, you know, actually using freedom of speech.

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