Mom, you know how I love to be there for SHAM😍😍😍
@takemylandsohrussia

OK a long holiday is under way, and it's almost time for a new series. Set fire to the channel guys😍😍😍

But, but... You can't be our king. You're not fucking your own sister Alexander🥺
@takemylandsohrussia

Hello, I am Khalid ibn Valid, and I wanna interest you in a
Peaceful
Conversion
To
The
New
Club
😍😍😍😍
@takemylandsohrussia

Wasn't that a bit of overreacting? Come on I killed a few merchants and you kill half my population?:/
Take it easy Chenghis.
@takemylandsohrussia

Ugh you're so insignificant there's not a decent painting of you Mahmoud.
@takemylandsohrussia

Why can't you just get a loan with 25% interest rate just like other normal people Nader? Do you have to steal from Indians??
@takemylandsohrussia

Please tell me you didn't take out her eyes too😑😑
@takemylandsohrussia

Not a good year to be a religious activist.
Not a good year to be a nationalist activist.
DEFINITELY NOT A GOOD YEAR TO BE BOTH.
@takemylandsohrussia

Come on come on I know you love cheap laughs😂
@takemylandsohrussia

If you see it behind you, lights flashing, you'll be dead within a minute.
The rider has arrived, and he is in a rush. Give way, or prepare to perish.
@takemylandsohrussia

That's a level of darkness you can't reach on your smartphone. If you've been there, you know it:))
@takemylandsohrussia

And by the way, please don't forget to follow our other meaningful and productive channel:
@dariushjangal

So...
Why does this image exist exactly?
@takemylandsohrussia

For the very few of you who don't know, Pilate was the governor of Jerusalem who crucified Jesus.
So DON'T TEXT IN A RUSH or you'll get a nice nail instead of a nice body.
@takemylandsohrussia

Why would you say that? I was drinking tea and complaining to my mom about the weather not being cold enough😐😢
AND I'M STILL A VIRGIN TOO.
@takemylandsohrussia

And don't call me Shirley.
@takemylandsohrussia

[Confused middle Persian noises]
#shahanshah_problems
@takemylandsohrussia

Why else would he carry him around everywhere he went?
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