I'm dead lol.
@takemylandsohrussia

You should have stuck with the gay revolution Michel 🙄
@takemylandsohrussia

How often do you meet someone named Ibrahim? That's like, a made up extinct name.
And now two of them? Doing the same job? TOGETHER?
😂😐😂😐
@takemylandsohrussia

I like my Aslans the way I like my women: not obvious allegories for Jesus Christ.
@takemylandsohrussia

We fought them and we lost and we learned one thing (it actually works both with the Russian army and girls): Fuck them at every chance, or they will do it.
Hopefully this will be the end of this tiny bully that tries to scare people off with his black dog and pale belly.
My heart goes to Ukraine🇺🇦
To Putin I kindly present my testicles.
@takemylandsohrussia

I suggest you follow the news from this website. Don't fall for Russian fake news. Thanks.

When she says "eat me daddy" but you're an ancient mythological being and take it too far.
@takemylandsohrussia

Also, I suggest you check out these amazing people, from whom I stole this little piece:

https://instagram.com/iranian_myths?utm_medium=copy_link

Happy Chaharshanbe Suri in the REAL Chaharshanbe. 🔥🦘

Let's completely change the setting, plot, characters and calendar year, and hope the religious tradition audience loves it.
@takemylandsohrussia

I wish you all a very good time ❤
@takemylandsohrussia

[Evil Abbasid noises]
@takemylandsohrussia