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I asked my Tesla to take me to where I have never been before.

It took me to a fitness club!

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If 9 out of 10 dentist recommend a toothpaste, what happened to the last guy?

What does he know that we don't?

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Imagine Pinocchio roasting you for 5 mins straight and his nose hasn't moved an inch!

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I give up on this girls 🀣

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I did some financial planning and it looks like I can retire at 97 and live comfortably for eleven minutes.

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Did you know bananas are berries, but strawberries aren’t? Botanically, bananas meet all the criteria of a berry.

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Time is money but money cannot buy time!

#WordForTheDay

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For a second there I thought... 🧐

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He understands football more than some humans and he is a very loyal fan πŸ˜‚

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You get it?
If you don't get it, forget about it!

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Two witnesses? I can only hear one witness that's out of sync!

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Why does Zoom have offices? 🧐

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Don't take screenshots, take profits!

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My wife stormed into the pub last night as me and the boys were downing shots of Tequila.

"You're coming home now!" she screamed. "No, I'm not," I laughed.

She said, "I'm talking to the kids."

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