Why does angels carry swords if heaven is a safe place 🤔

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Salt and Sea Salt chemical reaction!

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The hell 😂😂

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That's slap was necessary. After all the school fees paid 😂

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It ended in premium tears 😂😂

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Disclaimer: consider your husband before you try this at home. Results may vary!

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Me: why didn't my alarm go off

My Alarm: ☝️

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This is brilliant 😂😂😂

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After all this stress, they will still buy oversize 😂

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Dogs recognize good people, I know because they run from me in the streets

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I am not going to ask any question because I know you know the question already.

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This generation is messed up. In church I saw a youth lighting a cigarette with church candles, I was so shocked I almost dropped my bottle of beer.

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The guy no get joy at all 😂

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2025 starts with WTF!

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Every single night 😂😂😂

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Christmas is around the corner and you don't have money for chicken.

Wait, must I even teach you people everything?

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Spiders are the only web developers in the world that enjoys finding bugs!

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