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Women may be from Venus but their hearts are from እንጨቆረር
For all we know, the forbidden fruit could be ጊሽጣ

Awefull looking but tempting for the curious mind
Michael Belayneh ~ Ante Godana Lyrics | ሚካኤል በላይነህ አንተ ጎዳና | 1998
Michael Belayneh ~ Ante Godana | ሚካኤል በላይነህ አንተ ጎዳና | 1998
Tedi Afro said ከረቤዛ or something and even his terrorist fans are disappointed
The stiffness of a grown-ass adult learning how to ride a bicycle is always funny to me

Holding that handle grip so tight trying to stop gravity? Straightening your back with a “PLEASE HELP ME AM DYING” face? Hard pedaling because if you stop you will fall sideways into internal hell?? and acting cool about it? Common!

The instinct to balance your body against your survivorship wiring is pure comedy
Fast and Curious - A Remake
ADHD Edition
The right time to poop is when you poop. Most of our social discourses and personal responsibilities should be tamed this way.

The right time to do things is when you do it, even if you were wrong, let the result tells you. Then you can change the course. Don't hide in your dumb inner monologues and your dirty guts.
Eritrea is so ripe to be conquered
The accelerationist urge to build a whole new city from the ground up and run it as a purely for-profit business.

Like XYZ የከተማ አስተዳደር ኃ/የተ/የግ/ማ/
Forwarded from Ketema Journal
Dear Readers,

In this first issue of 2024, Ketema scales down from the realm of sizable architecture to the tender embrace of context-centered design. Join us as we explore the delicate dance of architecture with Mother Nature and her intricacies. Set against a steep terrain with lush vegetation, the IEC youth center gracefully weaves its way through the voids. With each step, the youth center reveals its secrets, unveiling a tightly woven network of purposeful design. Immerse yourself in the enchanting narrative of this masterpiece!

Check it out! 👇
https://ketemajournal.com/v-24-flipbook/

JANUARY • FEBRUARY • 2024

Printed versions available at:
Abrehot Library
Tomoca Coffee (all branches)
The Urban Center
Gelani Coffee, Dumerso Coffee
Kebena House, Zoma Museum
And more destinations
an affordable essential nutrient fortification kit that can be blended in አብሲት that is odorless and doesn't have strong tastes will save millions of us from malnutrition, brain development issues, and weak immunity

you can call it "superE" as in "Super Enjera"
if the "Left" wins the race to control corporations, by proxy, free speech, there will be a huge incentive for projects similar to the "national digital currencies" but this time it will be a "national algorithm"

effectively, TikTok or any tech corp has to deploy a "USA algorithm" for continental America and an "EU Algorithm" for the EU, and so on.

If the “Left” wins, they will build the Great Wall of Algorithm where fringe values are favored and orientals are silenced forcefully
I saw this woman crossing the road, ገቢና ቁጭ ብዬ. I think she has polio or some kind of crippling disease. ዱላ ይዛ ነው ምትሄደው and her legs 🦵🦵 swings side to side when she walks. We all were watching her crossing the road slowly

ሹፌሩም መኪናውን ቀዝቀዝ አድሮጎ በእጁ ከጀርባ ለሚከተለን መኪና ምልክት እያሳየ ከርቀት አሻገራት, with a mtsm and emotional sympathy. The other person sharing the ገቢና also shared that same ‘mtsm’ feeling.

I, on the other hand, your ቅሌታም friend felt a huge urge to burst out in laughter. Why? Because my brain brought አብዱ ኪያር.... እንደ ዥዋዥዌ ሆኗል ነገሯ... I look the other way and suppress my ብልግና

This kind of ‘sinister’ humor, seeing things beyond the visible face and building relationships of the event versus an analogy of some sort to cope with a given situation is becoming my thing

Statistically speaking, the amount of miserable occurrences you see every day is disproportionate to the scale of good things you encounter that give you hope and make you smile. Every day, it's like 1 smile for 100 shitshow. So if I manage to convert some of the dark realities into dark humor, mathematically speaking the results are good

Regardless, if I optimize my life to respond to the shitshow like every other person by “mtsing” and feeling bad;
One, the sadness will gradually sink in and fucks up my worldview

Two, I will get used to it and become numb and indifferent. I will just virtue signal my way with “mtsm” just like the people with me in ገቢና. The car moves and 2 seconds later they are enthusiastically talking about the weekend football matches, totally dropping the sad and agonizing reality of that poor woman they just ‘mtsmed’

But for me, I will try to giggle and laugh at the reality whenever it lets me. Because ሳቅ እና ደስታ አይለመድም. You will never numb down with laughter, and happiness. Its always fresh and reality is infinitely screwed to never run out of funny things if you set up your mind to it
I have said this before
there is a growing trend among ride drivers to avoid using the app to cut costs. Once you get in the car, they tell you they have another app and the price is the same ምናምን, and pull up a dummy price calculator. some don't start the app even though they picked you up via Feres, so you will pay the average calculated price. and some bring none-sense excuses like "ክሬዲት ጨርሼ ነው"...

all of this is to avoid the commission fee they have to pay for the ride app. not only this is very sad, but it's going to bankrupt the service providers and hurt them back

please make sure to use the ride apps properly and pay them like you are supposed to do. both for your own sake like for your safety, and for the service providers so the job creators will keep creating more jobs and opportunities

and if you are a techie, please make a patch/app that can detect this kind of anomaly. like a mandatory update that will detect apps that are not "white-listed" or maybe track navigation app usage. these will benefit all registered and legal ride providers and the data you are going to collect is also going to be a goldmine
i started getting weird transaction texts from one of the bank i barely use. i received a 300k deposit notification and I was like, whaaat?

so the next day i went to the branch to figure it out,and told them everything with an honest intention. they checked my account and apparently, they made a huge mistake by merging my account with another person's business account. we just share names. they didn't cross-check photos, signatures, or phone numbers, and they gave me permission to access his money. (if i had a mal intent i could use the money via the app… and more)

the dude at the bank was freaking out seeing my account and listening to what am saying

he said “ጾም መሆኑ ጥሩ ነው…" with a sigh of relief

i was deeply disappointed that my honesty and the ethics and moral codes which took me years to build were undermined and merely wrapped in a “religion”

maybe am doing this because am not fasting?
i think my love language is making progress. nothing makes me feel better, love myself, and be proud like a fucking progress

accelerare profectum! ✊🏾
Rehana is a name given to reincarnated Hana
the monthly መንገድ ለሰው is such a good initiative. the streets become a display of community, playful kids, and joyful parents instead of the usual chaotic traffic
2024/05/19 22:21:03
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