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If you tell me you’re from the Midwest this is what I assume your hometown looks like

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In college I used text replacement to replace “dad” with “Osama Bin Laden” in my mom’s phone. It was a huge breach of trust and she didn’t let me hold her phone for a long time after that.

everytime i think about putting my art as my pfp it feels like this

Rivers that started civilizations.

Quoting rustard (@rustyytoaster)

@alicerioten @NopeSignal Can someone make bad apple out of this

New screwdriver holder

#RapeWordle

Quoting Haus of Decline (@hausofdecline)

Ant Queen addressing all the other ants as "Chat"

“my parents are canon that doesn’t make them a good ship”

Quoting ada 🪷 (@ircnshields)

“but it’s canon!!” is such a dumb argument my parents are canon that doesn’t make them a good ship

Power took so long to come back I started playing Balatro