Poetry

Reddit gets to second around Rowdy

Berry just hanging out parked in a corner

Takes them a full minute to throw a caution for it

Can't park there lad.

McDowell has a Spire moment, motor cut so they pit.

Almondnigger and SVG lead the field

McDowell on pit road again, things are dire at Spire

Busch goes around

Tyrese throws a heinous bomb on Rowdy, Chadstain trips on the way by and Penske has signed a death warrant.

McDowell to the garage. If it's not a DNF, it's not a good day.

In regards to the throttle cable;

To shreds you say?

And Kat Leg?

To shreds you say?

Sorry for interrupting your Naskek

No quite, Colapinto had a gearbox failure on the pits

Rowdy pit road penalty

Erik Jones trying to recreate some of Brocevars success this season, slaps the inside wall cutting the corner

Wreckard trying to nonchalantly flirt with the woman driver puts it in the same tire barrier.

12 car wins the stage 1 followed up by
notElliot
Reddit
faggot
nigger
Jones
Denise
Clyde
Nematode
CBell

notElliot and Reddit elbows up into the restart zone for the final stage, notElliot with the advantage for now