NCS: Briscoe wins stage 2 followed by
Larson
Brocevar
Mini Rick
CBell
Tyrese
12 car
Peanut
Nematode
Fag

F1: These goobers running 17th - 19th are about to be lapped by Verstappen.

Max Verstappen wins the United States GP. Norris 2nd and Leclerc 3rd.

F1: Top 10
Ver
Nor
Lec
Ham
Pia
Rus
Tsu
Hul
Bea
Alo

This is because America will not stand for a McLaren WDC

BLACK AND WHITE FLAG FOR CAR 44 (HAM) - TRACK LIMITS

Verstappen's deficit to Piastri.

🇳🇱 104 pts
🇮🇹 94 pts
🇦🇿 69 pts
🇸🇬 63 pts
🇺🇸 40 pts

5 races to go and 2 sprints.

NCS: Seems like a lot of bad shit happened under the pits. 21 car seems to have retired. Denise needed a bump start out of the pits. Shits fucked yo.

BUT FUCK IT, ROWDY AND NEMATODE LEAD EM GREEN FOR THE FINAL 60 LAPS

F1 will return on the 24 - 26 October for the Mexican GP. Back to the normal routine of practice, qualifying and the race.

PayToWin cars all experiencing varying degrees of gearbox boiling. 21 worst of the bunch needing to come in for a refill. 22 smelling gear fluid. 12 car pissed off that no other Fords are helping him.

Herbst has a tire issue or similar and scrambles the field.

hmmm

All hail the Nonascreen

Our precious Peanut is leading his lane at Talladega 🙏🏻

FUCK

Cody Ware lost his box or engine and self spins in his oil.

Briscoe pulling his belts so tight I can see his BMI. Let's get schwifty.