I had a crow eat out of my hand while I looked at them today

Disney Princess Arc over
My Corvid Goddess Era is now in effect

Have we considered that Cam is not short for Cameron, but instead Camembert?

Every day I look at the apartment building across the parking lot and go "I could totally move myself over there in a day or two, and I'd be able to get a cat in the future"

It is tantalizing, but I am comfortable here with low rent

The crows on my roof
Tap happily above me
Oh to be a bird

The crossed legs oh my

Which one are you