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🎉 Happy Belated Birthdays to PA’s Oldest “Active Voters”! 🎂

We’ve been a little busy in NYC with Brandon Straka and #WalkAway👊🇺🇸 — but we couldn’t forget to celebrate our favorite zombie voters still hanging around the rolls here in PA. 🙃

Here’s the guest list we missed while we were gone:
🗓 Sept. 3, 1910 – Prischele (115) - Phildelphia County
🗓 Sept. 4, 1912 – Jean (121) - Allegheny County
🗓 Sept. 9, 1850 – Adelfo (175) - Mercer County
🗓 Sept. 9, 1850 – Joseph (175) - Mercer County
🗓 Sept. 9, 1850 – Sarah (175) - Mercer County
🗓 Sept. 9, 1902 – Julia (123) - Allegheny County
🗓 Sept. 10, 1896 – Richard (129) - Allegheny County
🗓 Sept. 11, 1909 – Stephen (116) - Allegheny County

Pennsylvania voter rolls: where birthdays never end, and the dead are still “eligible” to vote in 2025. 🧟‍♂️🗳

👉 Want to help fix this mess?
Donate at AuditTheVotePA.com/donations
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🎉 Happy Birthday Samuel!

🎂 Shoutout to Samuel—turning a youthful 128 today!

Born in 1897… when William McKinley was president and gas was 4 cents a gallon. ⛽️

Yet here he is, still “active” on Pennsylvania’s voter rolls. 🙃

Apparently immortality isn’t a secret potion—it’s just sloppy bookkeeping in Harrisburg. 🧟‍♂️🗳

Help us fix this! www.auditthevotepa.com/donations
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🎉 Happy Birthday Mignon (127)!

🥳 Raise a glass for Mignon in Allegheny County, officially 127 years old today!

She was born before the first airplane ever flew ✈️… but don’t worry, she can still “vote” in 2025. 🤦‍♀️

At this rate, Pennsylvania doesn’t need election clerks, it needs ghostbusters. 👻

Help us keep exposing this insanity!
www.auditthevotepa.com/donations
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🗓 SEPTEMBER WRAP-UP:
Pennsylvania’s Zombie Voter Birthday Bash 🎂🧟‍♂️

We started the month busy in NYC with Brandon Straka, but wow… Pennsylvania’s voter rolls were throwing birthday parties left and right. Here’s just a few of the “active voters” who supposedly blew out candles this month:

🎉 Sept 1 – Edmund, age 139 - Luzerne County
🎉 Sept 2 – Frank, age 124 - Philadelphia County
🎉 Sept 3 – Prischele, age 115 - Philadelphia County
🎉 Sept 4 – Jean, age 121 - Allegheny County
🎉 Sept 9 – FOUR birthday zombies all on the same day
🎂 Sarah, age 175 - Mercer County
🎂 Alelfo, age 175 - Mercer County
🎂 Joseph, age 175 - Mercer County
🎂 Julia, age 123 - Allegheny County
🎉 Sept 10 – Richard, age 129 - Allegheny County
🎉 Sept 11 – Stephen, age 116 - Allegheny County
🎉 Sept 21 – Samuel, age 128 - Luzerne County
🎉 Sept 23 – Mignon, age 127 - Allegheny County


That’s not a voter roll… that’s a retirement home from the Twilight Zone. 👀

👉 Want to make sure no one casts ballots for these long-gone “neighbors”?
Step up as Judge of Elections and be the boss of your polling station:
🔗 AuditTheVotePA.com/help-protect-your-precincts-elections
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🎂 Happy Birthday Stephanie (118)!

118 and still “eligible” to vote in Philadelphia County. 🤦‍♀️

She was born before the Titanic even set sail… but don’t worry, Harrisburg still has her on the rolls. 🚢

Help us stop this mess! Run for Judge of Elections THIS November!

🔗 AuditTheVotePA.com/help-protect-your-precincts-elections
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Happy Birthday Carol Lynn (115)!

115 candles today for Carol Lynn! 🕯
She’s older than sliced bread (literally—it wasn’t sold until 1928). 🍞

But hey, still active on the rolls in Allegheny County. 🙃

Get in the game! Run for Judge of Elections THIS November!

🔗 AuditTheVotePA.com/help-protect-your-precincts-elections
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Join me at both of these events!

Constitution Conference Link:
https://patriotacademy.tofinoauctions.com/pennsylvania25

Rebuilding Liberty Class Link:
https://www.patriotacademy.com/coach/register/10516
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🎂Happy Birthday Michael (124) & Kenneth (125)!

Double birthday bash 🎉 — Michael from Luzerne County turns 124, Kenneth from Philadelphia County hits 125!

These guys were born before Model T’s rolled off the line 🚗 … but apparently they’re still rolling into voting booths in PA.

Run for Judge of Elections and help be part of the solution to voter integrity!

🔗 AuditTheVotePA.com/help-protect-your-precincts-elections
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This is so surreal!

These guys are the OG election integrity people!

THEY are the reason the election integrity movement took off in Pennsylvania!

They gave us a voice and a platform before anyone knew who we were!

So excited to see what the future holds for them.

https://www.youtube.com/live/WhxJ_lMC2to?si=yHSZ_iz2_QzgyNxW
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🎂 Happy Birthday Emma (120)!

Emma from Blair County turns 120 today! She was born before bubblegum was even invented. 🍬 But somehow, she can still “stick” around to vote. 🤔

YOU getting involved is the fix to this!

Run for Judge of Elections THIS November!

🔗 AuditTheVotePA.com/help-protect-your-precincts-elections
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Rick Green is coming back to Pennsylvania on November 1st in Montgomery County. 👇
Join us!

https://patriotacademy.tofinoauctions.com/pennsylvania25/
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