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🗓 SEPTEMBER WRAP-UP:
Pennsylvania’s Zombie Voter Birthday Bash 🎂🧟‍♂️

We started the month busy in NYC with Brandon Straka, but wow… Pennsylvania’s voter rolls were throwing birthday parties left and right. Here’s just a few of the “active voters” who supposedly blew out candles this month:

🎉 Sept 1 – Edmund, age 139 - Luzerne County
🎉 Sept 2 – Frank, age 124 - Philadelphia County
🎉 Sept 3 – Prischele, age 115 - Philadelphia County
🎉 Sept 4 – Jean, age 121 - Allegheny County
🎉 Sept 9 – FOUR birthday zombies all on the same day
🎂 Sarah, age 175 - Mercer County
🎂 Alelfo, age 175 - Mercer County
🎂 Joseph, age 175 - Mercer County
🎂 Julia, age 123 - Allegheny County
🎉 Sept 10 – Richard, age 129 - Allegheny County
🎉 Sept 11 – Stephen, age 116 - Allegheny County
🎉 Sept 21 – Samuel, age 128 - Luzerne County
🎉 Sept 23 – Mignon, age 127 - Allegheny County


That’s not a voter roll… that’s a retirement home from the Twilight Zone. 👀

👉 Want to make sure no one casts ballots for these long-gone “neighbors”?
Step up as Judge of Elections and be the boss of your polling station:
🔗 AuditTheVotePA.com/help-protect-your-precincts-elections
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🎂 Happy Birthday Stephanie (118)!

118 and still “eligible” to vote in Philadelphia County. 🤦‍♀️

She was born before the Titanic even set sail… but don’t worry, Harrisburg still has her on the rolls. 🚢

Help us stop this mess! Run for Judge of Elections THIS November!

🔗 AuditTheVotePA.com/help-protect-your-precincts-elections
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