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I don't know how Mihoyo can come up with such "interesting" ideas to protect their games, then make the most silly mistakes... Maybe next game...
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>(6.2) Hexenzirkel Characters Buffs
>When at least two Hexenzirkel-type characters are in the party, the team gains the Arcane Rite effect, granting enhanced abilities to all Magister characters.
lmao
>When at least two Hexenzirkel-type characters are in the party, the team gains the Arcane Rite effect, granting enhanced abilities to all Magister characters.
lmao
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It's 2035.
Genshin has become the biggest IP of all time, surpassing pokemon. Our last male character was in 2028. We're still waiting on Capitano, the new quest teases his return fr this time. The lore has become more indepth than any irl religion. I log onto genshin. With the newest QoL, I complete my dailies in 3 microseconds.
I load spiral abyss, floor 17. Phanes first half with the quantum Traveler, Nibelung and Saarelainen to make use of his passive: "depending on how many Descenders are in your team, deal 1/2/5/300% more damage". Neuvillette takes care of the 2nd half. In his BiS team he deals 0.7% of the dps but I swear he's still meta. I take a crack at floor 18 too, but can't do it since my Phanes is only level 120.
After, I complete the new event, 'give Da Wei a blowjob because he's sad.' (Age rating was removed after Hoyo took over every goverment). I get 80 primos per swallow, and it's a forced co-op event. I spent the 160 primos I built up on the Khaenri'ah chronicle banner because I really want the last con on my dainsleif. No luck. Atleast the anniversary's coming soon, I'll get 20 wishes from that.
The livestrean just started. I hop in to see if there's any new announcements about the anime- nope, but they just announced a collab with NASA, they're dying Mars white to celebrate Kiana's birthday.
I load into UGC to wind down. "Crack tighnari simulator" is at the front page, 2.5 billion active players. I join. Life is good.
Genshin has become the biggest IP of all time, surpassing pokemon. Our last male character was in 2028. We're still waiting on Capitano, the new quest teases his return fr this time. The lore has become more indepth than any irl religion. I log onto genshin. With the newest QoL, I complete my dailies in 3 microseconds.
I load spiral abyss, floor 17. Phanes first half with the quantum Traveler, Nibelung and Saarelainen to make use of his passive: "depending on how many Descenders are in your team, deal 1/2/5/300% more damage". Neuvillette takes care of the 2nd half. In his BiS team he deals 0.7% of the dps but I swear he's still meta. I take a crack at floor 18 too, but can't do it since my Phanes is only level 120.
After, I complete the new event, 'give Da Wei a blowjob because he's sad.' (Age rating was removed after Hoyo took over every goverment). I get 80 primos per swallow, and it's a forced co-op event. I spent the 160 primos I built up on the Khaenri'ah chronicle banner because I really want the last con on my dainsleif. No luck. Atleast the anniversary's coming soon, I'll get 20 wishes from that.
The livestrean just started. I hop in to see if there's any new announcements about the anime- nope, but they just announced a collab with NASA, they're dying Mars white to celebrate Kiana's birthday.
I load into UGC to wind down. "Crack tighnari simulator" is at the front page, 2.5 billion active players. I join. Life is good.
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[GI 6.2] Durin doesn't have the banner wings
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[GI - 6.2] Menu
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