No one:
Girl: I remembered when i was in a lesbian relationship once...not with women he just acted like a lil bitchπ
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I open two gifts in the morning
My eyes π
God everyday u still wake me up that is loyalty β€
Good morning
Funny guys are dangerous, they'll make you laugh, and laugh and laugh then
BOOMπ₯π₯ you are naked
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I was in church today n one father told me:
I felt thisπ
if u are ugly or black or white dont worry about it coz u can't change it, worry the thing that you can change!
I felt thisπ
Tf bitch i didn't text you to exercise my finger, i want a damn replayπ
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#sorry
I am a drama queen I loves him while u loved him too the worst part is he loved me back, and the really worst worst part is that I've done Lotta things to forget my feelings for him and that have hunted many people, Now he don't love me and I've tried my best for him and u be together but I forgot if he don't love me doesn't mean he loves u
Am so sorry bout it all, I wish I can say it all to u but i can't
I am a drama queen I loves him while u loved him too the worst part is he loved me back, and the really worst worst part is that I've done Lotta things to forget my feelings for him and that have hunted many people, Now he don't love me and I've tried my best for him and u be together but I forgot if he don't love me doesn't mean he loves u
Am so sorry bout it all, I wish I can say it all to u but i can't
Sex is supposed to just happen naturallyπ©
niggas be like
: "can i please fuck"ππππ
U cant trust anyone nowadays..
Even this guy in blue t-shirt on telegram
He has a gf π©ββ€οΈβπ¨
He has a bf π¬
And family too π¨βπ©βπ¦
When his gf n his wife meets accidentally
he will throw blue t-shirtπ
Wears πΆββοΈred
And runπββοΈ
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Even this guy in blue t-shirt on telegram
He has a gf π©ββ€οΈβπ¨
He has a bf π¬
And family too π¨βπ©βπ¦
When his gf n his wife meets accidentally
he will throw blue t-shirtπ
Wears πΆββοΈred
And runπββοΈ
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My last relationship taught me to cheat just in case
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I
wanna marry somebody as funny as me...
Imagine we both laughing coz we dont have
Nothing to eatπβ€οΈβ€οΈπββπ
Parallel lines have so much in common. Itβs a shame theyβll never meet.
Bae said "
my phone died that's why i couldn't answer"Bitch Tupac died n he still dropping songs.
Stop playing with meπ
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Me
Dude: what the fuck single people do
Me: give relationship advice π
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Men swear they know everything until you ask them
who is she
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Sometimes I visit my Telegram blocked list to see how my prisoners are doing.
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I see it
I like it
I want it
I check the price.
I put it backπ
I like it
I want it
I check the price.
I put it backπ
Love is the name Fuck is the Game so forget the Name and play the game
*person takes a little longer than usual to reply*
my brain:
_ , - - - . _
/ ' , ` . ` \
/ ' ` , , ' ; ____ )
( they hate you '; )
( _ ' ; , - , --- '
( ; ; , , ; / -- '
\ ; ; ; /
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my brain:
_ , - - - . _
/ ' , ` . ` \
/ ' ` , , ' ; ____ )
( they hate you '; )
( _ ' ; , - , --- '
( ; ; , , ; / -- '
\ ; ; ; /
/
No one:
Girl: I remembered when i was in a lesbian relationship once...not with women he just acted like a lil bitchπ
πππ
I open two gifts in the morning
My eyes π
God everyday u still wake me up that is loyalty β€
Good morning