SOME PEOPLE keep bringing fucking beans to the telegram admin potluck eventhough I explicitly said not to

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They cancelled Logsday in the final moments before midnight last night

Cool. Don't ask the Greeks or Romans what the nationality of their galley slaves were either

"People woken up by beds becoming uncomfortably warm after huge internet outage" - Andrew Griffin, Independent, 21OCT2025

>People sleeping in internet-enabled beds were woken after a major technical outage took much of the web offline.

>On Monday, Snapchat, Duolingo, Roblox and others were knocked offline by technical problems at Amazon Web Services, which offers the infrastructure that powers much of the internet.

>Users woke up to find that their beds were becoming uncomfortably warm or cold because they were unable to check in with the company’s online services.

>Others found that they were unable to change the angle of their bed and had as such been left with their bed on an incline, stopping them from getting to sleep at all.

https://archive.ph/fbBSj
(Tech L)

In America, your bed is lit on fire when the Internet drops out

In America, the only metric is hamburger

We need this for sweepy