lmao

Staring at the homie's instagram post with his new gf, trying to figure out if she's Latina or if it's poor lighting

im not a fuckin dweeb who frets about a couple bucks

they banned text so hard it wont even generate images with text

trump has signed executive order 621 which will eliminate the massive inflation caused by the 2020 pandemic
youve already heard this joke before and politics is incredibly lame. google "fisheye lens cat" to see something much more pleasant.

are we about to see the birth of tay 2 or a gruesome abortion?

"i was thinking about going to canada for vacation?"
"why on earth would you want to go to india, especially for vacation?"
"i think you misheard me. i said i want to go to canada."
"no, i heard you the first time."

Aggressive and Ambivalent

I'm going to change from the furthest right lane to the furthest left lane in one fluid motion now. To everybody else on the road, I wish you the best.

today is international kitten day
post kitties