पापा बोलते हैं
सघर्ष जितना कठिन होगा सफलता
सफलता उतनी शानदार होगी
💙💚

He - hlw mam
She - hanji
He - kya aap police ho
She - no....😐
He - are please arrest my heart in case of loving you ❣️

He - excuse me mam
She - yes
He - do you have a name
He - I call you mine

He - excuse me mam
She - haa
He - aap aaj hi ghr aarhe ho yha shaadi k bad ghr aao ge

He - hello ma'am
She - haa
He - aapke phone ka notification off hai kya
She - nhi kyu
He - kyuki aapko mere dil ka notification nhi mil rha h na

Me - are sun na
Crush - kya hai
Me - apna टांका kb भिड़े गा

भारत में खुशखबरी: जैसा कि पीएम मोदी ने घोषणा की थी- यदि आपके घर पर कोई समारोह / पार्टी है और जब आप देखते हैं कि बहुत सारा खाना बर्बाद हो सकता है, तो कृपया 1098 पर कॉल करने में संकोच न करें (केवल भारत में कहीं भी) ) - चाइल्ड हेल्प लाइन। वे आएंगे और खाना इकट्ठा करेंगे। कृपया इस संदेश को प्रसारित करें जो कई बच्चों को खिलाने में मदद कर सकता है। कृपया इस श्रृंखला को न तोड़ें, "प्रार्थना करने वाले होठों की तुलना में हाथों की मदद करना बेहतर है" कृपया कॉपी और पेस्ट में केवल कुछ सेकंड लगते हैं।

प्यार करते हो तो इज़हार भी करो गुप्त रोग थोड़ी है जो छुपा रहे हो...🥀

"Ldki kaise ptaein part 1-:

He-: Hi.. aap DPS mai padhte ho?
She-:Nahi kyun?
He-:kuki mai bhi nahi padhta or kahn kahn nahi padhte aap??
She-:mai doon internatinal me padhti hun
He-:acha ji mai wahan bhi ni padhta
She-:to khn padhte ho aap?
He-:mai uttaranchal university me padhta hun
She-:okay
He-:meri mast wali frnd bnogi
She-: hmm
He-:kaunsi class mai padhte ho aap
She-: me in 12th and uh?
He-: mai 1st yr b.tech
She-: axa
He-: stream kya hai aapki
She-: science PCB
He-:12th k baad kya karogi?
She-: medical ki preparation
He-:axa to aap nurse bnogi?
She-: nhi pgl doctor
He-:axa pgli mai bhi mzaak krra tha... pehle socha compounder bolu par tum naraz na ho jati to
She-: itna mt socha kro itni jaldi ni hone wali me nraaz
He-:tum T.V dekhti ho?
She-:hn kbi kbi dekh leti hun
He-:axa to mera tv khraab ho rkha h dekhdo
She-:hn le aana ... saare parts alg kr k de dungi
He-:axa ji le aunga
She-: hm
He-:tumhe ABCD ati h
She-:mtlb???
He-:kaunsi wali aati hai chooti waali ya badi waali
She -: dono aati h
He-:kyunki pagli 'H' k baad 'i' ata h 'm' nahi
She-:axa pagle
He-: tumhari family m koi doctor h kya
She-: nahi me 1st bnugi
He-:kaunsi dr. Bnogi... ortho ya dentist
She-:heart specialist
He-:sahi h dil todne wali toh bohot h pr aj pehi baar dil jodne wali bhi mil gai Shgaikisne toda aapka dil
He-:aapne
She-:axa ji... mene toh abi joda b ni
He-:to feviquick kharid k de deta hun ... jod do
She-: hihihihi.... btao na kisne toda
He-:meri ex gf ne
She-:bt why
He-:khti h mai koi bhi bf 3 mahine se jada nahi chalatii
She-:asa kha usne
He-:han yr sab ladkiya asi hi hati hai
She-: sab nhi hoti atleast me toh bilkup b ni hun asi
He-:sax me kya Shkya han ji
He-:to aapne apne bf ka dil nahi toda
She-:mera bf hi ni h... to todungi kese
He-:chlo jo pta krna tha kr hi liya
She-:axa dierct hi piluch lete
He-: hn axi frnd ho kahi flrt smjh k naraz ho jati to me kya krta
She-: ni hoti me naraz don't worry
He-:bht kam ladkiya hoti haintumhari trh ... ni to sab nakhre wali hain
She-: thanks"

Tumhare pyar ka Invertor jabse Is Dil me lagaya hai tabse Is Dil Ki battery Low nahi hoti hai

Suno Rent kab Dogi ( ladki puchegi kis chiz ka rent, to apne bolna hai) itne time se mere Dil me rah rahi ho kiraya nahi dogi kya

Jio ka network aaye ya na aaye par tumhe dekh kar muje Future WIFE ki yaad jaroor aa jati hai( fir jab uska reply aa jayega tab bolna) Sorry WiFi likh raha tha

Jab tumhara message aata hai na, Dil me guitar nahi pura Dj bajne lagta hai

Ldki kse ptaein part-:2

She-thnks apki kaunsi branch hai b.tech mein
he- computer sciencebut b.tech
mein ghrwalo ke khne pr kr rha hu
She-aca to kia krna hai apko
He-buisness
she-kiasa buisness
He-mai car ka showroom kholna chahta hu
She-uske liye to bhut paise lgenge
He-nhito
She-to free mein khologe
He-are mai online kholonga uske liye bs ek website chye aur ek car company se baat krni hogi to jb hamein order milega wo hum company ko dedege aur car khrid lenge
She-good yr idea new hai
He-hn buisness aca krna hai to idea new hona chye Tumko kia lgta hai chal skta hai buisness
She-hn pkka
He-gm Kbi khud bj krlia kro msg
She-mai kia kru
He-dil ni krta apka mujhse baat krne ka mera to bhut krta hai
She-apne dil ko contrl mein rkho
He-koi pblm aa bi gyi to kia dikkt hai meri dost doctor bnne wali hai
She-pr abi bni nhi
He-are mere dil p krlena experiment
She-tik nikal ke do apna dil
He-sry wo to mai khi xod aya
She-kha
He-ek mod aya uthe dil xod aya
She-pyar to ni hgya kisise
he-nhi to wo to bahana bnara hu khi tum mera dil na nikal lo
She-ku bina dil ke ni reh skte

He-exchnge krlo apna pura dil lao aur mera branded dil lejao
she-nhi mein apne dil ke sath khush hu
He-dil se nhi dimag se socho new dil milra hai wo bi free

she-sochungi
He-aca suno She-sunao
He-tumhare toothpaste mein nmak hai
She-nhi
He-to lelo tothpaste nmak walA wrna cavities hojaegi teeth mein
She-aca tik hai
He-wse bi itna sweet baatein krti hu 2 baar brush kia kro tum to
She-okg
He-ek sentence ka opposite btao bht imp hai
She-okg
He-mai bhut aca hu
She-mai bi
He-are opposite btana hai
She-bt mai jhuth ku bolo mein bi achi hu
He-tum to smart bi ho apple walo ko pta chl gua to iOS processor htake sonali processor lgadenge
she-acag
He-aca ab jhut bolne ka khelte hai
She-k
He-muje tumse baat krna bilkul psnd nhi
She-mujhe aapse baat krna bht psnd hai
He-are tumhe jhuth bolna tha
She-wo hi to bola
He-hey baghwan thoda glucose mein zehr milake dedo mujhe
she-heheh mjak krri yr ace ho ap bhut
he-aca apko kse pta khi zohri to ni ho
She-zohri means
He-are heere ki parakh zohri ko hoti hai na
She-aca apni tarif khud hi krre
He-to aapki kru kia
she-nhi rehnedo
He-thnks wse bi tumne jhuth bolne ke paap se bcha kia tumne AXA hua ni ki tareef
she-aca ji kia krre ho abi

He - hlo kya kr rhe ho
She - bal bna rhe hu
He - mirror m deak k
She - haa
He - to mirror mein mt dekho na
She - kyu
He - khi tum ko khud pr crush hogya to

he :- are you tired
she :- no why
he :- because I'm running your mind
She :- 😂

Excuse me ma'am, tumhara address btao mujhe mera heart deliver krna tha?? Bcoz It's belongs to you na that's why