Honey, I scratched my car a little bit.

Invention for your favorite neighbors ❤️

Get back in there, you piss me off.

BANG BANG BANG

Magic outside of Hogwarts, Harry would love it 😏

When downloaded Pirates of the Caribbean from an unknown source.

Evil cats 👉👈

How, according to the mother, was her day on maternity leave.

Sent to a stop

Shadow Fighting

Parents:
- We're off for the weekend, just heat up a frozen pizza in the oven. Can you handle it?

Me:

Prank with a scented candle. I love the smell of napalm in the morning

Nothing is clear, but it's very frustrating.

Instant Karma.

There was a microstroke.

Hello, Motherfucker

It's so Japanese.

One minute of dancing on wheels.

You've had enough of it😆

When you realized that your favorite team is out of shape today😂