sleeper agent activation phrases (jumpscare)

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Open a macbook: screen already on, touch fingerprint sensor and resume work immediately

Open a windows laptop: it rebooted in your bag, battery is at 3%, log in with your microsoft account, wait while a windows update installs ads for Draft Kings in the start menu