INTRO: There's a Fly on My Camera (0:00-4:27) • The Man Who Cried Monkey: Did a White Clerk at a Chick-Fil-A Drive-Thru Purposely Write "MONKEYS" on a Black Man's Receipt? (4:27-38:28) • MUSICA...

2,155 words It’s often been alleged that ever since World War II ended, Holocaustianity emerged from its ashes as the West’s official state religion. To dare suggest that human history’s bloodiest war didn’t happen exactly the way we have been commanded to…

It’s often been alleged that ever since World War II ended, Holocaustianity emerged from its ashes as the West’s official state religion. To dare suggest that human history’s bloodiest war didn’t happen exactly the way we have been commanded to think that…

1,265 words During his debate against that cackling multiracial Medusa named Kamala Harris and her two emotional-support moderators in my sadly demolished hometown of Philadelphia on Tuesday, Donald Trump repeatedly referred to the United States as if it…

MUSICAL JUSTICE: Philly Soul (0:00-23:30) • MAIL: A guy named John gives props to Uncle Jimbo; is masturbation a form of wife-swapping?; if polluted drinking water in Pakistan is everyone's pro...

1,209 words “I wish that my son, Aiden Clark, was killed by a 60-year-old white man.” Those rancid words slithered out of Nathan Clark’s lips last Tuesday evening as he spoke at a City Commission Meeting in Springfield, OH. The stubby-looking father of a…

BALLS FAIR IN LOVE AND WAR: Was the Targeted Detonation of Hezbollah Members' Pagers a Deliberate Emasculation PSYOP? (0:00-17:53) • MUSICAL JUSTICE: The Monkees (17:53-51:19) • TV MAUSOLEUM: S...

2,023 words Five days after this electoral campaign’s second bungled attempt on his life, Donald Trump—who to my knowledge has yet to address white Americans by name as a voting bloc—spoke before the Israeli-American Council in Washington, DC. After being…

1,225 words For years, Portland, OR had an unshakable reputation as America’s whitest city: “How the whitest city in America appears through the eyes of its black residents” (Washington Post, 2015)  “Portland is the Whitest U.S. City – Why Demographics are…

INTRO: We Survived Hurricane Helene! (0:00-13:48) • MUSICAL JUSTICE: Merle Haggard (13:48-45:44) • MOVIE: "Svengali" (1931) (45:44-1:10:49) • MAIL: Mad Mike on Whether Getting Your Ass Kicked B...

1,794 words It was just another day for two teenage girls attending class at Arizona State University. One of the girls was black and overweight. Her name is Kaci Lenise-Charlie Sloan. Hey, don’t kill the messenger—I didn’t name her, I’m only reporting her…

1,147 words I’ve lived in the Atlanta area for seventeen and a half years. That’s at least seventeen years too many. The first few weeks were OK, though. I’ve wanted and tried to leave for years. Now that my departure date looms less than two weeks away,…

1,761 words Last week I spoke of my morose dread that when Hurricane Helene passed through the Atlanta suburbs, my house would be uprooted and start spinning in the air Wizard of Oz-style, but we survived with little more than a thorough soaking. To nearly…

1,161 words It was said of Jim Bridger, that pioneering explorer of the Old West, that he liked places better than he liked people. This Jim can relate. I love to travel far more than I like to socialize. But places, just like people, are not all equal. Most…

Señor and Señorita Pantera Blanca are leaving Georgia and heading to Nuevo México! (0:00-6:04) • PAT DIXON joins Uncle Jimbo for a live reaction to the undisputed light heavyweight championship...

1,053 words As we head into the home stretch of the most recent Most Important Election of Our Lifetime, I find it impossible to avoid electoral chitchat no matter how hard I try. Perhaps it’s solipsism, or maybe it’s the sober realization that more important…

In Uncle Jimbo's first-ever episode filmed from the Mountain Time Zone, he welcomes PAT DIXON to discuss: "The Punch" that Exiled Pat from NYC (0:00-21:51) • Highlights and lowlights of La Pant...

1,561 words Rumor has it that an alleged teenaged boat person with a weird-sounding name reputedly stabbed an indigenous British woman to death last Sunday. As if I were tiptoeing through a dictionary loaded with land mines, I’m choosing my words very carefully.…

1,228 words With Election Day breathing down our necks like a cold November fog, I feel compelled to declare before God, man, and anyone who cares to listen that Kamala Harris is too mentally unstable and untrustworthy to guide our ship of state toward calmer…