1,557 words If one day I were to find myself in the improbable situation of being so well-heeled and immune to social ostracism that I convinced a Hollywood studio to produce a romantic comedy that was sympathetic to the KKK, you would find it incredibly…

Whoopi Goldberg Sexy Photo Contest, Smash or Pass?: Ladies of the Asylum, GoadMusic: Loretta Lynn, GoadMovie: "Der Golem," Voicemail (0:00-55:43) • The Perils and Pitfalls of Over-Gaying Things...

1,663 words On Wednesday, October 5 at about 8:15 PM, 18-year-old high-school football star Elijah Dewitt was shot dead in the parking lot outside the Sugarloaf Mills Mall in Lawrenceville, Georgia. Two other teens, both of them black, have been arrested…

Was "The Mighty Hercules" Cartoon an Unwitting Enabler of Pedophilic Grooming Between Greek Superheroes and Their Adoring Boy Centaurs?, Music: Grandmaster Flash & The Furious Five, Movie: Rat...

2,520 words Finally, a Hate-Free Group for White People! If, like me, you’ve been leapfrogging from one hate group to another for decades, I think we can agree that the main problem is that they always wind up filled with hate. But just when all seemed hopeless…

1,851 words In days gone by during times of economic collapse and social uncertainty, non-white minorities were convenient scapegoats. Looking back on things, some minority groups were actually tremendous scapegoats -- they were so effortlessly unlikable…

Enter the Lair of the White Panther, Music: Link Wray, Movie: "Can't Stop the Music," The Secret Relationship Between Hispanic Gardeners and Wood Chippers (0:00-1:13:43) • Moscow Report: Vladim...

1,897 words In 1996, while hosting the “Weekend Update” segment on Saturday Night Live, Norm Macdonald made the following comment: “Earlier this week, actor Marlon Brando met with Jewish leaders to apologize for comments he made on Larry King Live — among…

A guide to white mammals (besides panthers) that the media ignores; Music: Jerry Lee Lewis; Movie: "M"; Women of Talent: Joey Heatherton (0:00-1:15:21) • We Know They're Lying: Sacheen Littlefe...

2,534 words Sacheen Littlefeather: The Latest “Pretendian” to Get Scalped As we gather together to celebrate Halloween, let us not forget those who’ve dressed up in Injun costumes their entire lives to milk the eternally credulous American public of its sympathy…

2,071 words Next week down here in Georgia, a state that is just under one-third black, we’re expected to choose between two black men for US Senator. I’m also supposed to pretend that either one of them will adequately “represent” me in the Senate. The Democrats…

Loins of the White Panther, The World's Most Obscure NASCAR Driver, The World's First Anti-Semitism Contest?, Movie: "Rocky V"; Music: Suicide (0:00-46:02) • Herschel Walker Is Not a Very Brigh...