1,498 / 11:12 Audio version: To listen in a player, use the one below or click here. To download the mp3, right-click here and choose "save link as" or "save target as." I suppose it’s fitting that 247 years after our all-white and all-male Founding Fathers…

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2,748 words Ice-Cream Moguls Ben & Jerry Get Scalped By a Vermont Injun Who Claims They Stole His Land Ben Cohen and Jerry Greenfield, like Bernie Sanders, are New York Jews who helped destroy the once-placid, once-beautiful, once almost entirely rural and…

1,276 words / 9:17 Audio version: To listen in a player, use the one below or click here. To download the mp3, right-click here and choose "save link as" or "save target as." It’s a statistical fact that men die younger than women do, and not simply because…

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2,571 words RFK, Jr. Floats Theory that COVID-19 Was Engineered to Spare Chinks and Jews In a 2024 presidential campaign that threatens to become a flabbier and more senile rerun of the 2020 contest, Robert F. Kennedy, Jr. is far and away the most intriguing…

1,765 words / 11:32 Audio version: To listen in a player, use the one below or click here. To download the mp3, right-click here and choose "save link as" or "save target as." I have no doubt it’s painful to hear that a John Deere tractor with a pull-behind…

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2,442 words Georgia-Born Country Singer Jason Aldean’s “Try That in a Small Town” Video Gets Banned for Being “Racist”; Meanwhile, Black Man Kills Four White People in a Small Georgia Town As much as I love me some old country music -- any song recorded in…

1,429 words / 9:30 Audio version: To listen in a player, use the one below or click here. To download the mp3, right-click here and choose "save link as" or "save target as." Since she was eight months pregnant last Friday evening when she was shot to death…

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2,408 words Sinéad O’Connor: Finally Dead Sinéad O’Connor, the world’s most obnoxiously political and mercurially unstable shaven-headed songstress, was found dead in her London flat last week at age 56. While some people are asking “Why?”, I’m more inclined…

1,540 words / 10:34 Audio version: To listen in a player, use the one below or click here. To download the mp3, right-click here and choose "save link as" or "save target as." Around 20 years ago, when the Somali pirates started popping up in the news, I…