It’s a Monday evening and your corporate wife is tightly hugging her office boyfriend with a strong tree, whispering how she missed him over the weekend after a long day at work.
I keep telling you—your wives are being chewed in Nairobi city Airbnbs like roasted yams but you think it’s a joke. While you ignore her at home, her office boyfriend is praising her, complimenting her looks, touching her all day—and you think she won’t open her legs for him? Let me tell you something for free: any woman who laughs at your jokes can easily moan at your strokes.
Recent research in Kenya shows that 80% of women who procure abortions are married women—yes, your wives—meaning these office boyfriends have advanced their horizontal engineering and interior design talents, they are going in without using condoms. Eloi!
Let me not add more salt and leave men with a Matuu proverb that says, “No man beats a drum harder and faster than a man who does not own it.”
I keep telling you—your wives are being chewed in Nairobi city Airbnbs like roasted yams but you think it’s a joke. While you ignore her at home, her office boyfriend is praising her, complimenting her looks, touching her all day—and you think she won’t open her legs for him? Let me tell you something for free: any woman who laughs at your jokes can easily moan at your strokes.
Recent research in Kenya shows that 80% of women who procure abortions are married women—yes, your wives—meaning these office boyfriends have advanced their horizontal engineering and interior design talents, they are going in without using condoms. Eloi!
Let me not add more salt and leave men with a Matuu proverb that says, “No man beats a drum harder and faster than a man who does not own it.”
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