It’s a Monday evening and your corporate wife is tightly hugging her office boyfriend with a strong tree, whispering how she missed him over the weekend after a long day at work.
I keep telling you—your wives are being chewed in Nairobi city Airbnbs like roasted yams but you think it’s a joke. While you ignore her at home, her office boyfriend is praising her, complimenting her looks, touching her all day—and you think she won’t open her legs for him? Let me tell you something for free: any woman who laughs at your jokes can easily moan at your strokes.
Recent research in Kenya shows that 80% of women who procure abortions are married women—yes, your wives—meaning these office boyfriends have advanced their horizontal engineering and interior design talents, they are going in without using condoms. Eloi!
Let me not add more salt and leave men with a Matuu proverb that says, “No man beats a drum harder and faster than a man who does not own it.”
I keep telling you—your wives are being chewed in Nairobi city Airbnbs like roasted yams but you think it’s a joke. While you ignore her at home, her office boyfriend is praising her, complimenting her looks, touching her all day—and you think she won’t open her legs for him? Let me tell you something for free: any woman who laughs at your jokes can easily moan at your strokes.
Recent research in Kenya shows that 80% of women who procure abortions are married women—yes, your wives—meaning these office boyfriends have advanced their horizontal engineering and interior design talents, they are going in without using condoms. Eloi!
Let me not add more salt and leave men with a Matuu proverb that says, “No man beats a drum harder and faster than a man who does not own it.”
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Hawker selling face masks during #JusticeForOjwang protests in Nairobi CBD shot dead by police
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Look at how this man who was suspected of being among those disrupting the protests was confronted and roughed up by demonstrators demanding to know the whereabouts of "Gaucho." earlier in the morning
Apparently, the hawker shot dead today by a Killer Cop is called Boniface Kariuki and not Eli Joshua as earlier Reported.
His name is Boniface Kariuki not Eli Joshua.
As we speak he's in theatre with the neurosurgical Team.
Ignore the Earlier Reports
As we speak he's in theatre with the neurosurgical Team.
Ignore the Earlier Reports