ᒪᗝᐯᗴ ᒪIᑎᗴ pinned «He - Hii She - Hello 🤗 He - Ek baat bolu 🫠 She - Ha bolo n 😊 He - My name is        "I"      👀🥀 My problem is      "LOVE"           🫶 My solution is        "YOU"        🙈💝»
He - suno n...! 😣

She - Ha bolo kya hua...🤔

He - Yrr mujhse ek bhul ho gya..😫

She - Kya...

He -

Ye to mujhpe atyachar ho gya 😔
majak majak me hi tumse pyar ho gya >>>❤️🙃
ᒪᗝᐯᗴ ᒪIᑎᗴ pinned «He - suno n...! 😣 She - Ha bolo kya hua...🤔 He - Yrr mujhse ek bhul ho gya..😫 She - Kya... He - Ye to mujhpe atyachar ho gya 😔 majak majak me hi tumse pyar ho gya >>>❤️🙃»
Me - Tumhe pta hai...?

He - Nhi to kya🤷🙄

Me -

Mohabbat bhi kya ajeeb
Bimari hai......🥀😫😢
Jindagi hmari hai......lekin talab
Tumhari hai......!!🤵❤️🔒
Student -

I want a gf isame kon sa tense hai 😂

English Teacher -

Future impossible tense 😂

Student - 🥲🥲🥲
Me - Suno..👀

He - Ha bolo...🙄

Me -

Tum ho itne khubsurat tumhare
Chakkar me war ho jaye,
Bhagwan kare ye chat padhte hi
Tumhe mujhse pyaar ho jaye....
❤️😌😜

He - Arrey 😅😅
He - Suno na bestie..!!

She - Hnji bolo 🙋

He - Tumhare liye maine kuchh likha hai..☺️

She - Kya 🥱

He -

Mere dil, jigar, kidney liver ho tum
Waqt bewaqt ayiye wo fever ho tum
Doob kar jisme mar jayu wo river ho tum
Fir bhi mere jivan me forever ho tum.😌
You - Tumhe ek baat pta hai ..?

She - Batao...?

You -

Tumhare yaad me dil
Itna kho jata hai,
Jaise math ke class mein
Koi bacha so jata hai ❣️😅
You - Oye suno na..👀

She -

Kya hai ..?
Mujhe nhi karni hai tumse baat 😒🙄

You -

Pal bhar me Tut jaye wo kasam nhi,
Tumhe bhul jaye wo hum nhi
Tum ruthi raho is baat par dam nhi
Tum manane se na mano
itne bure to hum nhi ..😘🥀
She - Kya kar rahe ho

You - Kuchh soch rha hu

She - achha kya soch rahe the 🤷🤔

You -

Ye rate ye mausam
ye Nadi ka kinara
Kaash ek pal aisa ho
jisame sath ho tumhra 💝🥺🙈
You - Apko pta hai ...

She - Nhi kya 🤔

You -

Agar mujhe chahne Wale
hajaro bhi mil jaye n....◉⁠‿⁠◉
Tab bhi meri pehli or aakhiri
Pasand sirf aap rahoge. ⊂⁠(⁠(⁠・⁠▽⁠・⁠)⁠)⁠⊃
Me - Ek baat bolu..🤔

He - Ha bolo 😊

Me -

Tumko Jaan se pyara bna li hoon..🥰
Dil ka sukun aankho ka Tara bna li hoon❤️
Ab tum sath do ya na do tumhari marzi...😍
Main to tumko zindagi ki sahara bna li hoon 🙈🥀😘
He - Baby I am addicted to you 🫣

Me - Ye lo fir 98753524**

He -

Wow so Fast
Sukriya aapka number dene ke liye

Me -

Mera nhi hai nasa mukti Kendra ka hai..
Jao ja kar illaj karwao 🥱
Pic up line for pic...💓💓

She - Kaisi lag Rahi hu

You -

Mujhako phir se suhana najar mil gya..
Inn aankho ko deedar tumhra mil gya,
Aab Kisi or ki tamana kyun mai karu jab
Mujhe tumhare bahhon ka Sahara mil gya
❣️🥀😘
She - Ek sayari sunao na ☺️

Me - Arz kiya hai...

She - irshad irshad..😊

Me

Ek ladki thi diwani si
sunder si lambi si
Nazre jhuka ke sharmake galiyon se
Guzra karti thi
Latak matak chalti thi aur kaha karti thi
Bartan lelo bartan lelo 😂😂😂

She - Bhkk 😡
Me - Suniye ji..👀

She - hanji 🫣🫣

Me -

Phulon se khubsurat koi nhi,
Sagar se gahra koi nhi
Aab aapki kya tarif karu
Dost me aap jaisa..... Nalayak koi nhi
😜😁😂

She -

Ha to sangat ka asar hai tu to hai hi nalayak
Tumhare sath rehte rehte mai bhi ho jati hu
He - mujhe ab nind aa rha hai 🥱😴

Me - Ek shyri fir pakka bye..!!!🤭🤗

He - Achha thik hai..🥱

Me

Sitaro me agar Noor na hota
Tanha Dil majbur na hota hum
Aapko good night kehne zaroor aate
Agar apka Ghar dur na hota..!! ❤️😚🥰
She - suno na..👀

Me - Ha bolo 🥱

She - Ek sayari suna do na funny sa

Me -

Hum suno

Neend aati hai to ek khwaab ata hai
Khawaab me ek ladki aati hai..😘
Aur pichhe uska baap ata hai 😂

She - phir

Me -

Phir kya, phir na neend aati hai na
Khwaab aata hai 😂😂😂
Happy new year everyone ❤️🤗
* Share with your special Queen *

Duniya ko khushi chahiye aur mujhe har khushi me tum. Mere dosto ko waqt chahiye or mujhe har waqt tum. Pyase ko kuwa chahiye or mujhe har dua me tum. Aur mere mummy ko bahu chahiye aur mujhe bahu ke rup me tum.

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2024/05/15 06:22:30
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