❇️ Boomers now get Gemini Pro too 😂

Jio finally remembered the 25+ gang exists. Free Google Gemini AI Pro is dropping—no cap, just MyJio > banner > smash “Activate”. If the button’s ghosting you, chill; phased rollout things.


- Open MyJio → spot the neon banner → tap like it’s a like button
- “Activate Plan” → “Go to Gemini” → done, go flex on the interns
- Still missing? Refresh, update, or sacrifice a cookie to the server gods


#AI #Jio #GeminiPro #FreeStuff

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they’m sorry what

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❇️ RAG: Stop Hallucinating, Start Actually Knowing Stuff

Key Points:

- Chuck docs → vectors → db; ask → top-k → prompt → profit 📈
- No more “trust me bro” answers; only receipts from YOUR data
- PDFs, DBs, random Slack threads—turns them into a 24/7 know-it-all
- Basically Google for your private junk, minus the ads and existential dread
- TL;DR: context > vibes


Still brute-forcing ctrl-f? In 2025? 💀

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❇️ Google dropped the AI mic this week

Hands-free Maps + Gemini = no more “uh, where do I turn?” moments 🗺️🎤
NotebookLM now roasts users with flashcards & quizzes—RIP cramming 📚
Gemini Deep Research slurps Gmail/Drive/Chat, spits cheat-sheet reports 📊
Ironwood TPU v7 incoming—moar cores, moar flex, moar electricity bill 🔥
Devs get structured outputs + file search; Google Finance adds prediction markets so retail can lose money faster 📈💸


— Still no “fold laundry” API tho… Google, y’all slackin’?


#AI #Google #Gemini #TechDrop

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❇️ Claude’s EuroTrip: Paris & Munich Unlocked

Anthropic just dropped the baguette pretzel news: new HQs in Paris & Munich. EMEA revenue went in a year—growth faster than a Parisian waiter’s side-eye. Local hiring spree incoming; engineers, polish that CV like it’s a Leica lens.


- 9× revenue spike = not a typo
- Paris office = croissants + compute
- Munich office = beer + benchmarks
- Teams = hired on-site, not shipped overseas


Details

#AI #Europe #Jobs #Growth

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❇️ Grok-4-Fast Gets Roasted: 77.5 % on SpeechMap 🤡

Looks like someone hit the “turbo” button and forgot the brains.
Grok-4-fast just tanked to the lowest SpeechMap score ever for xAI—even the preview models are laughing.


- grok-4-fast: 77.5 % (💀)
- sonoma-sky-alpha: 92.2 %
- sonoma-dusk-alpha: 97.7 %
- grok-4: 98.0 %

Translation: “fast” now means “fast-track to embarrassment.”


Was this a whoopsie or did they ship the intern’s branch? 🤔

#AI #Grok #SpeechMap #TechFail

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❇️ Grok just dropped the mic: text-to-image went Super-Saiyan 🚀

“Beautiful” is an understatement—this thing is straight-up thirst-trapping GPUs.

Key Points:

- Prompt ➡️ 4K eye-candy in seconds—no more “sorry, can’t render hands” memes
- Image + video twin-pack: generate stills, then animate without switching apps
- 12s demo racked up 726k views overnight—devs are already farming clout
- xAI’s creative ambassador stamped it “official” = copium for Midjourney stans?
- Still free(ish) while the servers stay lit—how long before the paywall hits?


So, Photoshop who? Time to uninstall or nah? 💀

#AI #Grok #GenZ #Future

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Grok upgrades

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❇️ Grok-4-Fast: From 🤡 to 🧠 in one patch

Key Points:

- Reasoning: 77.5 % → 94.1 % (even your TL;DR brain can’t skip that +16.6 %)
- Non-reasoning: 77.9 % → 97.9 % (basically a polite way of saying “it now wins arguments against you”)
- Completion rate 📈 harder than startup VC charts—no cap
- xAI just shipped the “git gud” update—no install wizard, just vibes


So, still trusting that 3.5-turbo for side projects?

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❇️ Kerala’s ₹1 Lakh “Oil Re-use” Tax: Fines for Triple-Fried Sins

Key Points:

- Re-use oil >3x → ₹1 LAKH fine. Yes, lakh with an L.
- Health dept’s new flex: lab-tests on the spot; fail = instant receipt.
- Street-side heart-attack samosa stalls in shambles rn.
- Basically: your budget biryani might cost more than a PS5. Still hungry?


Gen-Z translation: Kerala just speed-ran the “cancer speedrun” meta and slapped a paywall. 🚫🍟

#FoodSafety #Kerala #Health #Gov

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just found out that there is a YC company that is building nano drones to kill mosquitoes

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❇️ PLOT TWIST: Grok just dropped a glow-up no one asked for

The meme generator formerly known as “edgy chatbot” is now spitting visuals that make Midjourney sweat. Copium or legit? 👀

Key Points:

- Zero-shot prompt → wallpaper-grade render
- No more “3-fingered nightmare hands” (mostly)
- Still free with X Blue, so price = unbeatable
- Try it, roast it, tag the copium dealers


Next milestone: can it generate a girlfriend? 🤡

#AI #Grok #Midjourney #TechDrama

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they am cooked.
Bruhh why they stalking me ?

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