Wrong words😂

it's the truth 😂

Alright lads, tell me

I've used the same alarm ringtone for so long that whenever I hear it normally throughout the day, I get triggered.

You can agree to disagree but you can't disagree to agree.😶

The world would be a lot easier if all medium t-shirts were the same size.😡

Okay... think about putting a toothpick under your big toenail and kicking a wall really hard.

Speaking of toothpicks, I don't know who needs to hear this but toothpicks are meant to be used discreetly.

You might be a ten but you look like a miner (ማዕድን ቆፋሪ) at the dinner table.

So, there is this new scam that's fooling everyone:

You pay a bunch of money to strangers, they will pack you in a bus with other strangers & take you to a mountain in the middle of nowhere & make you climb it. Remember you pay to climb! I think the scam is called hiking or something.

If you want your dog to be small, don't bark, don't need a walk, and eat a vegan diet, just get a rabbit.