Pornography becomes science after you zoom in far enough.

A naked person could be pornographic, but if I put a microscope over their genitals, then it becomes science!

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Potatoes may be the one food where the sweet version is healthier than the regular version.

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Someone out there holds the world record for carrying the most groceries to their vehicle on one trip without shopping bags, but they don't know they hold the record

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Penis and Vagina both start with a letter that shows the respective shape of them.

Kinda true if you think about it.

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Germaphobes didn’t exist before 1861

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Streaming services are one of the only fields where more competition leads to a worse consumer experience

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Things taste less sweet when they're cold.

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It's fine when someone walks with a bunch of metal bars, but if it's just one, it raises suspicions.

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We prefer kitchen tap water, even though the rest of the house uses the same plumbing

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You can get carbonated versions of most beverages. But you can't get non carbonated versions of most sodas.

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For a permanent colony on Mars, pottery will be a unique and profitable export.

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We apply deodorant under our armpits but not for our crotch, although it can get way sweatier and smellier

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Most people wish they were taller, but the super tall all wish they were shorter.

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Using cunt as an insult is strange considering that what it refers to is quite well liked.

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The super-rich aren’t creating space programs to bring everyone to a new planet.

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it's geographically possible to travel from south africa to argentina by foot

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There are likely people who have bonded over a mutual dislike for you.

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It’s a shame sleeping extra doesn’t roll into the next day like staying up late does.

For example, if I only get 4 hours of sleep I’ll be tired the next day and may need to sleep extra to recover, but if I sleep for 12 hours I’ll still need 8 hours the next night.

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We are taxed to build stadiums, to have billionaires charge us admission, so we can cheer on millionaires playing a game, to have our attention diverted from being exploited by a ruling class that do things like, tax us to build stadiums.

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Winnie the Pooh always has a rumbly in his tumbly because of his blood sugar from only eating honey

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