The less complicated the sport the harder it is to commentate.

https://redd.it/1cskevu

You weren't born in the wrong generation - you just hate pop music.

https://redd.it/1ct1gkx

'Vacuum' feels like a word with 2 Cs and not 2 Us.

https://redd.it/1ct4o08

I'd rather be alone in the woods with a woman than a baby reindeer.

https://redd.it/1csyt4u

You never hear covers of rap songs.

https://redd.it/1ct7obo

You might have walked by or even interacted with an undercover spy and never knew it.

https://redd.it/1ct10n5

People often talk about high and low IQs but in reality most of us don’t know our own IQ.

https://redd.it/1ctbx5i

Hearing a person talking to a pet in another language may be how the pet hears ANY language.

https://redd.it/1ctdus3

Condom businesses are killing their future customers

https://redd.it/1ctbihh

Japan has been living in the year 2000 since the 80s

https://redd.it/1ctjp2m

We find overweight animals adorable, but overweight people unattractive.

https://redd.it/1ctodzl

After buying a lottery ticket, you're much more likely to die before the draw than to hit the jackpot.

https://redd.it/1ctj76n

Your mailman judges you based on how often you empty your mailbox.

https://redd.it/1ctm1fq

People get a lot more praise for quitting drugs than for never having done drugs in the first place.

https://redd.it/1ctvzw3

Homeless people are what normal people looked like for most of the history of humanity.

https://redd.it/1ctsryp

White wine is green, red onions are purple, red heads are orange, and eggplants aren’t white

https://redd.it/1cttnfy

Many men are insecure about their hairloss even though it's been scientifically proven to be a result of high testosterone

https://redd.it/1cu0vqf

Theme parks can snap a crystal clear picture of you on a roller coaster at 70 mph, but bank cameras can't get a clear shot of a robber standing still.

https://redd.it/1cu1b89

Almost everyone just agreed to use the same type of knot for shoelaces, even though its arbitrary and there are better knots to use

Edit: like a parisian knot, or berlutti if you want extra safe

https://redd.it/1cu3uvx

When you get older, you can't make 'your mom jokes' anymore. Everyone's mom is dead or infirmed.

And it feels too disrespectful to joke about their wife, and certainly it's too fucked up to joke about their daughter.

https://redd.it/1cu73wf