Our ancestors would be so confused about us trying to avoid 'spoiling our appetite'.

https://redd.it/1mop8wa

When thinking about the meaning of life, the various aspects of life seem trivial; while when thinking about the various aspects of life, the meaning of life seems trivial.

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You can't have an odd number of spots on a mirror.

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It would be more efficient to dig graves 3 foot by 3 foot by 12 foot deep and bury the deceased standing.

https://redd.it/1mplg58

People in Middle-Earth must call humans with dwarfism something else.

https://redd.it/1mpl20r

If you work at the Bureau of Printing and Engraving, you make less money than you make.

https://redd.it/1mpp2lw

Why don't we have "garbage disposals" for toilets?

https://redd.it/1mq6kdw

"An eye for an eye makes the world blind" only works if you assume the first guy wouldn't have taken your eye regardless of whether you did anything about it or not.

https://redd.it/1mqc7rp

Sitting outside watching a thunderstorm is like watching a natural fireworks show.

https://redd.it/1mqjx8l

Since ice is a monomineralic rock, a geyser could be classified as a volcano with hydrogen oxide based lava.

https://redd.it/1mqnd8c

Young people enjoy outdoing those older than them, while old people enjoy outdoing those younger than them.

https://redd.it/1mqn9ct

Lucky pennies are much rarer now since more people only carry cards.

https://redd.it/1mqpwgq

It's only a matter of time before mainstream media such as Fox and CNN start showing AI generated clips, intentionally or not.

https://redd.it/1mr9l6e

At some point in a car’s life, its value goes from almost worthless to almost priceless.

https://redd.it/1mrc77s

It is curiously fortunate that "stud" came to mean "physically attractive" and not "impregnates others for money".

https://redd.it/1ms4bm5

Pez is probably the only candy immune to shrinkflation, as changing the size or shape would prevent you from using Pez dispensers.

https://redd.it/1ms8lrq

I've never met a white person with the last name "Washington".

https://redd.it/1ms8t7p

The "Cat Distribution System" is an example of cats self-domesticating.

https://redd.it/1ms4i5w

Text to speech might as well add “Sorry, TTS!” at the end of each message.

https://redd.it/1msbhf2

Sydney Sweeney should have done an ad for Nordstrom Rack.

https://redd.it/1mscuiw