As far as we know, non-human animals have zero awareness of the fact that they have ancestors aside from their own parent(s).

https://redd.it/1nkd0ti

Maybe dogs don't really like being petted by humans. Maybe we just bred them to be really, really itchy.

https://redd.it/1nkew4x

So-called "smart" devices are typically more complex, less reliable, and rarely actually smart.

https://redd.it/1nkm953

The vast majority of rules are in place to keep dumb people safe.

https://redd.it/1nkwqk7

It’s been a while since zombies climbed out of their graves.

https://redd.it/1nl4c6o

Wolverine is uncircumcised.

https://redd.it/1nlc7zw

"I got 5 on it" is seemingly the only song immune to inflation.

https://redd.it/1nlb5rx

Statistically, half the people reading this are stupider than the other half.

https://redd.it/1nlj3yl

Your parents become less older than you, proportionally, every year after you’re born.

https://redd.it/1nlpbtl

If real life had achievements, completionist gamers would be the most active and adventurous people in society.

https://redd.it/1nltg21