Dogs are so persistent about barking at people outside because as far as they are concerned they have 100% success at driving people off by barking at them

People always leave after being barked at, so the barking must have caused them to leave

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The shorter you are, the deeper the swimming pool is.

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The average person is dead

Statistically speaking the average person across every single person ever is not alive

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Cows only eat grass. When they have a baby, that baby was made entirely from grass. Life is strange and awesome.

Just interesting to think about.

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Movies always depict couples waking up in bed and kissing as if morning breath doesn’t exist.

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Finland and north korea are separated by only one country

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The two demographics that shoot the most imaginary guns are little children and adults in rap music videos

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You never hear of professional submissives, only professional dominatrix

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You may already own the clothes you will die in.

Just a chilling thought.

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The fact someone believes in horoscopes tells you much more about that person than horoscopes ever will

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Golf is the PVE of sports

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The probability of you dropping dead in the next 5 mins is greater than 0.

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You ever think about what the 1/10 dentist is recommending?

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We got lucky that the most essential thing to our lives, water, does not taste bad

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Since the Marines are The Few, The Proud... their marches are technically pride marches.

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In the near future, scammers may be able to use AI to copy loved ones' voices.

And it's going to be horrible.

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There is no way to gracefully chase a bouncy ball

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You barely ever see a woman performing as a magician

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Your pet’s social life is a reflection of your own social life.

If your dog has a great social life, odds are you will have one too. If your dog is lonely, odds are you are too!

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Many movie plots become obsolete due to cell phones

With the introduction of cell phones, most (not all) past movie plots that confine the characters to desolation or isolated circumstances magically vanish. Movies like Home Alone, Kujo, Jurassic Park, or others where time to communicate is an issue wouldn’t have ever been a problem. Of course, plot devices/holes like jammers or only cell towers destroyed could fix it as well as writing around the issue, but it’s crazy how many would likely never happen due to the presence of a smartphone.

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