No matter how many times you shake it, you still get pee on your underwear

https://redd.it/1cblt5h

We let our pets go their whole lives as virgins.

Doesn't seem fair

https://redd.it/1cbpnu4

Chinese food places never need to advertise and don’t.

https://redd.it/1cbl17p

Many SUVs don't offer enough space for sports utilities

https://redd.it/1cbsm1f

Percentage tipping is weird because a customer buying a more expensive meal had nothing to do with the server

https://redd.it/1cc3d2u

Your tax bracket determines whether your day drinking is classy or trashy

https://redd.it/1cc259n

A cool thing about getting older is that you hear from your skeleton a lot more.

https://redd.it/1cbz1ma

You casually assume every balcony you step onto is stable

https://redd.it/1cc88dm

Your internal monologue doesn't have volume settings

https://redd.it/1cc21mz

We get hearing tests, eye exams, but no smell tests

https://redd.it/1cc5hd3

People are generally surprisingly chill when a fire alarm goes off

https://redd.it/1ccfjwb

Being average at many different things makes you highly above average

https://redd.it/1ccahz1

Quite presumptuous of the gps apps to assume you will break the speed limit when giving your eta

https://redd.it/1ccjce7

Bansai is kinda weird

You’re holding this tree hostage in a tiny pot that it can never grow out of, wrapping wire around it’s branches and forcing it to grow a certain way. Endlessly trimming it’s new unsightly growth……

Love me some lil tree’s tho, man are they cool.

https://redd.it/1ccfm5d

A.I. is taking the arts first and leaving the menial tasks for us.

We always assumed A.I. would rid us of menial jobs through automation, leaving us to pursue the arts. But it looks like A.I. is taking the arts first...

https://redd.it/1cckzd7

Your loudest inner thoughts are 100% silent.

One night, I was talking with my mom and had the realization that, most people talk to themselves and have full conversations with themselves in their head. You can fully hear your own thoughts but in reality, there is absolutely no sound. Even if you scream in your head, or hear other voices, there is still no sound whatsoever that other people can hear. It has messed with me and reeeaaally screwed with my mom lmao. Even as you read this, you're making loud, yet silent thoughts about it. I hate it lmao

https://redd.it/1ccl715

It cannot be overstated how much of an advantage not having an unexpected child too young is in life.

https://redd.it/1ccpv2b

As soon as you accept that 100% isn’t the top, 110% effort (or anything) is an infinitesimal increase and absolutely worthless.

https://redd.it/1ccuulc

Children are the cheapest but also the most expensive thing in the world

It costs nothing to get them, then they cost you everything.

https://redd.it/1cd0yjz

The problem is that in the future historians will have the game disc but not all the day one patches that made it playable

https://redd.it/1ccww8r