The hour hand on a clock rotates twice as fast as the earth.

https://redd.it/1kpsp35

The existence of Junior Mints implies that there's a Father Mint.

https://redd.it/1kpto0h

Pirates of the Caribbean 3 is an inverted Schrödinger’s Cat: Davy Jones and Will stab each other’s hearts, creating a quantum superposition where both are dead, alive, and captain at once—until an observer pulls a blade and seals the resurrecting heart in a box, collapsing the wave function.

https://redd.it/1kq7hcw

There are people alive today who have heard the camera-shutter sound-effect more often than they’ve heard real shutters.

https://redd.it/1kqbt3w

If "Night night. Sleep tight." is said to people who sleep at night, what are you supposed to say to people who sleep during the day?

https://redd.it/1kqw2ef

It's weird how no one says anything after a cough. With a sneeze you get "bless you", but with a cough you just get awkward silence.

https://redd.it/1kqy54s

If the whole world relived the same day over and over, Groundhog Day style, it would probably take some people a while to notice.

https://redd.it/1kqxxf0

Why aren't there more topically-applied recreational drugs?

https://redd.it/1kr885q

The same people who are afraid of 5G and microwaves recommend sunbathing and are against sunblock.

https://redd.it/1kre03y

We associate monocles with rich people despite the fact they didn't spend the money on a full set of glasses.

https://redd.it/1krjqnr

You can probably now play "Degrees of Fortnite" like you could play "Degrees of Kevin Bacon" and link most media to Fortnite within a few examples.

https://redd.it/1krxfl0

Most people in the world are crazy, but they aren't classified as such because majority dictates the norm.

https://redd.it/1ks1vy8

Your brain can generate a thought so complex that even you don’t understand it.

https://redd.it/1ks8zhf

Every day for the next ten days is going to be the same backwards:5/20/25 5/21/25 5/22/25 5/23/25 5/24/25 5/25/25 5/26/25 5/27/25 5/28/25 5/29/25

https://redd.it/1ksfj1q

"Can I speak to a human?" will eventually replace "Can I speak to your manager?"

https://redd.it/1ksji5p

There will soon be (if it hasn't happened already) an economically significant hack or leak resulting from exploiting or debating with a support AI.

https://redd.it/1ksqsfu

Video killed the radio star, the internet killed the video star, Ai killed the internet star.

https://redd.it/1kt30bu

It's convenient that water can't get cold enough that drinking it injures us the way that really hot water does.

https://redd.it/1kt4hs3

The ISS is the most visible man-made object from space — not only because it is already in space, but because it includes and surrounds the most probable observer.

https://redd.it/1ksy4xv

Blind people would probably be really good at picking locks and cracking safes.

https://redd.it/1kt70kt