This year, 2025, is 45 squared. The next time the year will be a perfect square is in 91 years - in 2116.

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A crazy thing that happens in your 40s is noticing that there are a lot of well-adjusted, mature adults that are 10 years younger than you. They used to be naive kids. And now you’re basically at the same level.

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IKEA has likely provided more hex-keys to consumers than any other supplier.

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Everyone's like "what kind of idiot doesn't graduate high school??" and then when you graduate they're all "OMG congratulations!!!!"

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The banning of honey in Bee Movie wouldn't lead to an overproduction in Barry's hive if honey wasn't already being harvested from his hive.

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The change in your pocket will one day be ancient and could become part of someone’s collection in the far future.

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Meaning is not something the universe gives you. It's something you give the universe.

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If you didn’t watch it air, you’d never be able to catch up with the Truman Show.

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The person who discovered popcorn must have been really surprised by it.

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We used to put the horse before the vehicle to move us around. Now we put the vehicle in front of the horse to move the horse around

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It is a small wonder that humans have kept to the cycle of the days of the week for so many thousands of years without forgetting one.

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I don't like to go to sleep because it's difficult to find a comfortable sleeping position. I also don't like to get up in the morning because this means I have to abandon the perfect sleeping position I've spent so much time searching for.

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The tree which will be used to provide the wood for your coffin has already been planted.

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Maybe aliens are already watching us because they want Earth but their ethics won’t let them wipe us out. So they wait, watching us spiral toward self-destruction to justify stepping in. Not to save us, but to inherit the planet without guilt

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Swimming is one of the only sports where coaches tell you to breathe less instead of more.

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The expression "I'd bet dollars to donuts" made more sense when donuts cost less than a dollar.

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The majority of monsters aren't evil, just hungry.

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The existence of universal constants, governing laws of physics, and the conservation of energy could be proof that we live in a programmed simulation since if we ever build one, that's exactly how we'd optimise the system.

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The only thing standing between me and exercise is sitting.

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If I were trapped in a cardboard house with sentient puppets, I'd probably be just as crazy as Mr Noodle.

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