Every glass of water you drink carries an avalanche of molecules that once sloshed through a dinosaur.

https://redd.it/1lff47l

Front lawns are mostly just for show.

https://redd.it/1lg9v9n

Everyone should have to experience a simulation of what going through a crash on the highways feels like before they get a license.

https://redd.it/1lgijir

It’s weird how TV episodes usually have names but TV seasons never do.

https://redd.it/1lglox9

Poltergeists in New Jersey must be extra angry since they have to spend eternity in New Jersey.

https://redd.it/1lh6h87

Funny how the folks who can start a nuclear war are the ones with cozy bunkers ready to ride it out.

https://redd.it/1lhomqi

Supercar owners spend more money not driving their vehicles than they do driving them.

https://redd.it/1lhudu7

If Pinocchio said that his nose grew every time he told the truth, he could've lied to everyone.

https://redd.it/1lhzpod

The definition of salad--"a dish consisting of mixed ingredients"--is so broad that any food with more than one ingredient could be considered a salad.

https://redd.it/1li0bsv

We might have actual living mammoths before we set foot on Mars.

https://redd.it/1lhzaiz

When you wake up to roll over in bed, it's like changing the channels on the dreams you're having.

https://redd.it/1lic9so

Why don't they make a massage place where you can just go sleep after?

https://redd.it/1lj1m0z

If you were born before Sep. 16, 1983, your birth is closer to WWII (Pearl Harbor) than to today.

https://redd.it/1ljatpz

The US administration’s immigration enforcement seems like a massive, real world Stanford Prison Experiment where immigrants are the prisoners and ICE are the guards.

https://redd.it/1lk59f8

We are living in the good old days of chatbots and artificial intelligence.

https://redd.it/1lkbzqh

It’s very difficult to imagine what it feels like to be too cold when one is too warm, and vice-versa.

https://redd.it/1lkhrgr

If Captain Underpants (from the children's series by the same name) were a woman instead of a man, it would not be considered suitable for children and likely never get published.

https://redd.it/1lkmvym

One of the most important lessons you can learn early is that just because someone does something for a living doesn’t mean they are good at it.

https://redd.it/1lkodzf

Funeral workers are probably the only people who get buried at their workplace.

https://redd.it/1lktzz0

With the amount of elite people Scooby Doo and the gang have foiled it’s amazing no one has taken them out yet to silence them.

https://redd.it/1lkxy0v