People that are still lighting off large fireworks in residential areas past 11pm aren’t necessarily assholes. But they are definitely bad at resource management and showmanship. All of these lingering fireworks should have been included in a much bigger and earlier grand finale.

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If birds suddenly decided it was fun to poop on humans, there wouldn’t be much we could do about it.

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Listening to podcasts is to socialising what masturbation is to sex.

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More people have likely shouted “Three!” while jumping from a high place than any other number.

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The surest sign that you can't trust someone is them telling you that you can trust them.

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Analog clocks in phones are still fundamentally digital clocks.

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Some day most combustion engine cars trips will have to plan out available refuel stops again.

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Astrology is looking at the oldest, most important things in the universe and thinking "How could I make this about myself".

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There have probably been multiple times that an animal was born with a game changing mutation only to be killed by something outside of its control.

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The show, “Are You Smarter Than a 5th Grader?” highlights how our education system often emphasizes information we quickly forget and rarely use.

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A lot of comic book characters have names that aren't used much anymore. Not too many Bruces, Clarks, Barrys or Archies these days. Not to mention barely any Richards that go by "Dick" anymore.

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I’ll never know how much I’ve subtly impacted the lives of others simply by asking “Do you want a picture with all of you?”

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From the moment we are born, we never stop seeing for a single second. Even when we close our eyes, we are seeing the inside of our eyelids.

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An alien invasion wouldn't unite humanity; nations would be selling each other out at the first opportunity.

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Doctors at the VA should be called Veteranarians.

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The human condition is an effort to optimize your environment for maximum relaxation and enjoyment.

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A large percentage of websites that don't have ads are websites for ad companies.

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Rubiks Cube and Sudoku are almost perfect opposites.

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The inside handle of the bathroom door can be the most clean or the most unclean in the house depending on the inhabitants.

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The more the population grows, the greater the odds somebody will spontaneously combust.

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