To antimatter entities, we'd be the antimatter.

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Foley Artists (people that record movie sound effects) must have really weird bank statements.

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If we had completely separate passages for air and food, a congested nose would be a huge problem.

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Dermatologists are probably the most physically judged doctors during the hiring process.

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Using phone without a case is like having unprotected sex. Feels nice but can end up in disaster.

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If you stood over a sink with an electric razor and just shaved for weeks on end, eventually that sink would be full. Even though you’d have been freshly shaved the entire time.

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Much like in games, wearing the right “gear” in real life provides stat benefits as well such as charisma, agility, or defense.

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When you eat at home with your partner, it's weird to eat different entrees, but when you eat at a restaurant with your partner, it's weird to eat the same entree.

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The Epic of Gilgamesh is doomed yaoi.

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After a certain point in the night, stop lights should function as a stop sign, instead having to wait for the go light.

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The new deliberately deployed "Coldplay kiss cams" at events now offer cheaters a chance to pretend they're just joking around when accidentally filmed.

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1%ers probably look at us the way we look at crazy homeless people.

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Losing hearing in one ear doesn't just make things quieter. It makes every sound feel like it's coming from everywhere and nowhere at the same time.

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If we continue our burial habit, Homo sapiens might become the first large creature to be viable as an index fossil, signifying the start of anthropocene.

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The older I get, the more depressing the targeted ads become.

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The Earth will one day be, briefly, the closest planet to the sun.

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Our pets could be having mild to moderate headaches at any time and we’d probably never know.

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Buying insurance is like joining a secret GoFundMe where you help strangers in crisis.

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We use the adjective “giant” for certain animal names but we didn’t use it for the largest animal to have ever lived.

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I wonder if I’ve ever encountered the same insect or wild animal twice in my life.

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