If you become famous in your hometown for having a seagull on your head, then the statue they'll erect in your memory will be even more accurate than most.

https://redd.it/1mydjsb

The older you are when you get a tattoo, the less return you get on the investment.

https://redd.it/1mymk8o

I miss the old days when news sources could actually afford to hire journalists.

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All for-profit industries try to attract new customers, but the tobacco and alcohol industries are the only ones who do it because their products kill the existing customers.

https://redd.it/1mz1qu9

You never see a traffic jam form behind you.

https://redd.it/1mzeocr

There is a non-zero chance humans may have already gone back in time to keep humanity from suffering worse historical and current events than we already have, and this is actually the brightest timeline.

https://redd.it/1mzz12m

Since dwarven women have beards, Gimli would have thought that Galadrial would be even hotter if she had a beard.

https://redd.it/1n05cw6

Social media companies in the future will be viewed like tobacco companies. Knowingly pushing a harmful & addictive product for profit.

https://redd.it/1n0gz97

It's impolite to call someone a devil unless they just walked into the room.

https://redd.it/1n0m8pj

Companies that become reliant on AI will all end up becoming clones of each other.

https://redd.it/1n0t3fn

Someday a few years from now, we will all inevitably meet a kid who asks "What's that?" when we mention Twitter.

https://redd.it/1n1gebq

"PIRATED" is a seven-letter word that can be constructed in Scrabble over seven turns, one tile at a time.

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Cats are bilingual. They use one language to communicate with other cats, another for humans.

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With the rise of AI Psychosis and Dead Internet Theory it’s only a matter of time before Digital Solipsism (the belief that you are the only conscious person on the Internet) becomes a growing problem, if it isn’t already.

https://redd.it/1n22svz

Quadrupeds probably spend a lot of time wondering why humans and birds don't tip over when standing.

https://redd.it/1n2p6qm

Since the animals were hot when alive, all cooked meat is reheated.

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Since most ghosts of people we could interact with died after the typewriter was invented, Ouija Boards should really be made QWERTY style.

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In the Harry Potter Universe, technically anybody could legally and freely explore the body of anyone else if they really wanted to and whenever they wanted, so long as they had access to a single strand of that person’s hair and some Polyjuice Potion.

https://redd.it/1n3jeri

What if the reason we don't remember the first 2-3 years of life is because we're so traumatized by the journey of birth, that we blacked it out to forget it.

https://redd.it/1n3tait

If the square cubed law allows insects and small animals to perform incredible strength to bodyweight feats, that must mean most anime fighter characters are actually really small.

https://redd.it/1n3u8zk