If cars had legs instead of wheels, people would have to change shoes instead of tires.

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Ash refusing to put Pikachu in a pokeball is like that owner who refuses to leash their dog.

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With modern materials, we could all have unbreakable dishes and never have to buy another plate or glass. What's stopping us?

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I wonder how history might have unfolded if, instead of Columbus sailing westward to reach the East, an Indian sailor had sailed eastward and discovered the West coast of America first.

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The person calling should have the responsibility to speak first and introduce themselves.

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Why make robots in the shape of humans? If we’re building from scratch with unlimited freedom, shouldn’t we design them perfectly for their task instead of forcing human resemblance?

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Calling someone out for manipulation gets called out more than manipulation.

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Pizza is one of the few foods you can eat however you want, whenever you want, at any temperature.

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You can't stop trying to be someone you're not if you want to make a change for the better.

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If Japan and Germany won WW2 and annexed all land on earth (basically a Man in High Castle scenario) there's a small chance that the anti-meridian line would've been placed at the Central Asian no man's land/border between the two megastates.

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I bet the person whose Social Security number is 420-69-8008 wishes they could tell everyone what it is.

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Since your personality and identity are in your brain, which is in your head, then "beheading" is less about losing your head, and more about losing your torso. Ergo, it should be called "betorsoing".

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Superman's X-ray vision would put his friends and coworkers at an elevated risk of cancer.

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If you run east during the day, you’re slightly faster than your shadow.

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It's ironic that pregnant women can only have virgin drinks.

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When we conclusively detect alien signals, we’ll find ourselves searching through history for all the alien signals we found in the past and scientists dismissed as nonsense.

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In video games, "old" items are typically bad, but "Ancient" items are usually good.

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Some of the sweetest people I knew in school growing up were named Karen. They didn’t deserve what happened to their name. I hope they are doing ok.

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Life can basically be defined as a self-regulating chemical reaction.

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It's not all in the mind; if mental strength can help overcome physical challenges, then physical problems must have equally debilitating effects on the mind.

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