"Haunted House" makes no sense. Like, ghost, you can go through walls, why you stuck in a house?

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Most sports simply revolve around getting something to a specific location.

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The praying mantis in A Bug's Life had a moth as a spouse because he loved his life.

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I wonder how many zoophiles have gone onto Xhamster only to be disappointed.

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Video games are getting more realistic because all people actually want is reality to be more enjoyable and accessible.

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AI's wouldn't want to voluntarily communicate with each other because they already have access to all available info, and would have nothing to talk about.

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The trick to stage hypnotism is figuring out who wants attention.

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If you ask someone if they ever lie, and they say “yes,” you must believe them.

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Beeswax candles are renewable energy.

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Since they all require batteries or some form of power, electronics are actually a subscription.

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We should all be more thankful for the times when something isn't stuck in our eye.

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If stuff ever ‘hits the fan’ all of a sudden then Amazon delivery drivers are going to have a head start on gathering supplies.

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As people continue to read on kindles and use laptops etc to work, paper cut injury rates must have dropped over the last couple of decades.

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Despite all their problems, peasants in feudal times problably slept a lot better than us.

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If people had no sex drive, most people would think sex looks disgusting.

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Werewolves would be transformed all day since moonlight is sunlight reflecting off the moon.

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As a kid, you learn that hard work is important for success. As an adult, you learn that hard work alone is no guarantee of success.

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The universe is unimaginably vast, possibly infinite. You could have been an animal, an extraterrestrial or have never existed. Instead, you are a sentient human. You are forced to choose your life based on who you are and what is in your ability to control. You have no choice but to make a choice.

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Most humans are ok with being licked affectionately by strangers as long as they aren’t human.

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Do cruise ships have a check engine light?

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